Splenda shits

Major pressurized volcanic bowel movement as a result of injesting Splenda.

Man,my wife swapped sugar for Splenda in the Kool aid and the kids and I got the Splenda Shits!

Thanks to the Splenda Shits I'm now able to fit in my Speedo.

Had the Splenda Shits so bad last night I had to pay my ass with Horse sauve.

by J.R. 1 November 17, 2023

Shit roller

Is normally somebody who can’t roll a fag for shit. Is normally new to smoking.

Yo you’re a Shit roller

by SsTe June 1, 2019

Dippy Shit

It's a dipshit who eats shit by accident because there stupid.

I am a Dippy Shit because I ate shit that I thought was chocolate.

by Vgyhycsgnuacyfauaufayuhsyfc fu September 30, 2020

Adam & Eve Shit

Adam and Eve were true lovers who loved each other so damn much they couldn’t give a damn if anyone saw that they nude with each other 24/7

“Did you hear? Rebecca and Steven walked around campus in the nude today!”

“Man, that is some Adam & Eve shit”

by HeathDickens02 March 27, 2024

shit shack

(1. When you shit so carefully and make a shack out of shit.
(2. The shack in your ass where soldiers of popcorn kernels, donuts, and fries live and attack your toilet or pants.

Dude, Tom Kenny's shit shack attacked his pants today!
My dog, 1978 Ford Pinto, shat so carefree, yet somehow made a shit shack.

by fartcheesestinkstyfour May 9, 2023

Shit Crank

Methamphetamine that's so bad it has you yawning off instead of going to the garage and grabbing a pail to repaint your house overnight...

Hey boo, what you think of this 'shit crank'...
Well... You don't see me repainting the house do you?

by HiddenAssumptions August 4, 2024

Shit's Straight Bonkers

(Adj.) When things have been become so strange, or weird that it nears the territory of being unreal. As if the world has gone insane.

After experiencing something so surreal, all I could say to describe it is that "Shit's Straight Bonkers man"

Todd: "Did you hear about what Jason's ability ended being?"
Liam: "Yeah, like how it's supposed to make his life like a game?"
Todd: "Yeah imagine that. Shit's straight bonkers dude, unbelievable!"
Jason: "Can Confirm! Shit Is STRAIGHT BONKERS DUDE"

by Jay Reign January 22, 2023