Shit Ass

A person who continues to fail to impress others with grandiose gestures.

“Bro I can’t stand him, he’s such a shit ass.”

by Roy Rutherford January 24, 2022

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Shit a Truffle

Uncharacteristically doing something useful

“Even a pig can shit a truffle from time to time”
“Did you see Steve shit a truffle last night?”

by Dodyssey January 25, 2022

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Take one large orion penis, cut the tip off, remove erectile tissue while leaving the outer skin intact. Carefully shit into the penis and then bake at 420°C for 45 days or until the balls are tender and moist. Immediately serve to your enemies.

Hey guys, I baked you dinner! Enjoy a homemade Orion Shit Bucket, this one has extra corn!

by Mr. SussyBalls January 25, 2022

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shit

when u laugh at ur own joke

jesse:makes a f ton of meth

walter:thats a valley of meth

walter:hahahahahahahhahahahahahah
also walter:shit

by anonymous January 29, 2022

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FUCKING SHIT

really big poopo shit that a 2 year old would use it as an insult

"Hey, how are you doin today"
"Shut up. you look like a big fucking shit."

by flamingo nah jk January 29, 2022

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Shit Butt

A person or thing that is extremely shitty or known to be basic. Doesn't necessarily mean that individual is a terrible person; just that they are now marked as a shit butt (ass).

When a cat steps out of the litter box with poop still attached to their fur.

Cady is a shit butt because that's just who she is!

Stella Bella is now a shit butt because I can see poop hanging from her ass.

by Upsilon19 January 30, 2022

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