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Shit

Shit is the thing that comes out of your ass-hole. Shit is aka Jessica.
Jessica is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogochian for shit.
by uuuooooonooooooomie May 28, 2018
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Shitting a porcupine

This means having a painfully difficult and laborious day that feels stressful, tedious or like it will never end.

First used during Google hangout banter on August 16, 2020
Today is like shitting a porcupine (meaning it's tediously slow, challenging, painful, laborious or difficult)

I'm shitting a porcupine (meaning having really tough day getting through everything)

Question: How's it going?; Answer: Shitting a porcupine mate
by DJ Furballz August 24, 2020
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get shit stomped

An exclamation used when angry or about to kill one or more tourist(s). First used by youtuber CrankGameplays in his first Omnibus video
Ethan, driving a bus load of tourists into the shark infested ocean: "GET SHIT STOMPED!!!"
by Niaasa July 17, 2017
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Orion Shit Bucket

Take one large orion penis, cut the tip off, remove erectile tissue while leaving the outer skin intact. Carefully shit into the penis and then bake at 420°C for 45 days or until the balls are tender and moist. Immediately serve to your enemies.
Hey guys, I baked you dinner! Enjoy a homemade Orion Shit Bucket, this one has extra corn!
by Mr. SussyBalls January 25, 2022
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Popcorn kiddie shit

I’m not doing this popcorn kiddie shit anymore
by Say.. October 22, 2017
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Dick-shit

Doctor: Why are you here today, sir?
Guy: I went to piss but then ended up taking a Dick-shit
by Blood-lover June 17, 2018
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as shit

To a great extent or degree; very
by GaderKadoz July 6, 2022
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