Two stage shit

This happens when you go for a poo, afterwards when all the solids have ejected and you get ready to wipe your bottom another turd starts coming out and forces you to have a two sage poo.

(Dad) OMG have you blocked the toilet again?

(Son) sorry but I had to do a two stage shit.

by Mathmoss November 08, 2018

You Little Shit

Someone close to you whom you adore, but don't have the courage to tell him/her how much they meant to you. Hence using 'little shit' as a cover to hide your feelings towards them.

"You are very important to me, and I love you, you little shit..."

by Theonethatgotaway1998 November 17, 2023

Shit from the same pile

Just as bad.

Is John better than Mark?
No, they are shit from the same pile

by Shit from the same pile July 26, 2018

Shouting and Shit

A term used for describing online chats with friends that escalate to all caps texting about useless topics.

Person 1: Why are you laughing?
Person 2: I was just shouting and shit with my friends on skype.

by Flying Chickens September 30, 2017

OLD SHIT

Something That Happened Yesterday.

"You got the 5 dollars I let you borrow yesterday? Man, Why You Always Bringing Up OLD SHIT?"

by Cadillac Sanchez August 17, 2018

Fake a Shit

The act of hiding out in the bathroom stall while checking your phone for a 1/2 hour

Chad pulled a fake a shit, I heard, his phone, playing angry birds while he was in the shitter

by Psyko Tek May 31, 2014

Shit's tripping

The circumstance where things are going a little too crazy.

'Bruh, did you know Jamie got arrested for pissing on the fountain?'
'Yeah man, shit's tripping.'
"For real"

by Neutral0id July 26, 2022