Are you fucking my dick?!

Are you serious?
Are you joking?

Jee: Wanna practice today?
Doc: Are you fucking my dick?! we practiced all day yesterday. give me a break
Jee: come on brotha, we need to practice 8 days a week to be champs brotha
Doc: stop saying brotha like your black or something, and there is only 7 days in a week
Jee: ARE YOU FUCKING MY DICK......hit it brotha!!!

by wissstates10 May 23, 2010

Please, Shut the fuck up

A phrase said by people who are having a bad day, and people that are annoyed.

Josh: I have some milk!
Bob: Please, Shut the fuck up.

by ThatOneFuckingNigger January 31, 2017

Fuck me in the beard

The act of verbally fucking through out his or her conversation

YOYOMA133: What the fuck you homo fucka wat the fuck is wit you

Fuckyou554: You know what, Fuck me in the beard

by Jamesthegreat52 January 23, 2009

fucking sally up the ass

put ur dick and/or stuff up a fine girls ass and do not take it out.

johnny is fucking sally up the ass with a big pickle.

by i fuck girls August 19, 2006

show your fucking tits

a phrase commonly shouted out of windows at sluts so they show their fucking tits, usually proceeded by shaking of beads

listen up! show your fucking tits!!

by taz gam March 20, 2004

i fucking hate you

how most people feel about you.

to the person reading this, i fucking hate you.

by die you fucking brat July 17, 2020

Hey, you fucking asshole.

An exclaimation showing extreme frustration or hatred towards the person being told.

"Hey, you fucking asshole! Give me my fucking certificate. You were supposed to give it to me a year ago. How do you even keep your shitty, piece of crap, buisness running when you cant even do what you're fucking supposed to, you fucking pothead."

by Jolee Bindo May 17, 2005