Shit the bed

The Jaguars 2018 season

After looking like possible superbowl contenders in the 2017 season. The Jaguars shit the bed in the 2018 season.

by Waldomarty November 26, 2018

shit-grip

when the shit that you're shitting is so big and uncomfortable that your toes involuntarily grip the the floor.

Bob: damn bro, that was a massive shit
Wade: yeah, i was shit-gripping
(they then started making out aggressively)

by BALLMAN4 July 7, 2023

Shits Gurgling

Adjective Describes a feeling in one’s bowels (lower intestinal)
Often used to describe a boiling sensations of air in gas roiling in one’s digestive system, With the threat of immediate evacuation

1. “Officer asks: ‘why were you speeding?’ — ‘I’m sorry officer I’ve gotta get home! I’ve got the shit gurgles’”

2. “I lurched in pain, keeling over - grasping at my abdomen as my shits gurgling”

by Bitch as monkeys April 16, 2025

Donkey shit

A person that is bad at cod or a person named Michael

Michael is donkey shit at the game

by 2koldd November 12, 2020

Shit head

Having shit on your head because a animal or human shitted on your head

You look like a shit head james

Ikr my dog just shitted on me
Oh cool

by Anonymous231alone December 21, 2019

shit strike

instead of sign petition you become petition
forget taking a shit men tomorrow we die hey?
be generous if you have shit petition sometimes

you must go even if world says it's safe to die?!
A beautiful butterfly in the wind again? No shit!

N'importe de shit! The French the call of shitty and turned of the gaming console. Shit strike mes freres!

by sinrlifemattrs November 23, 2025

Would bomb the shit out of them

Me?

Hym "I mean, yeah I would bomb the shit out of them but you all would bitch about it incessantly until I stopped so..."

by Hym Iam June 15, 2024