Dick ditched

When a guy ditches you to hang out with his friends.
Female equivalent to being bitch ditched.

"Want to go out Lisa, I've been dick ditched!"

by Mindy B. April 24, 2008

dick slither

A dick slither is a person who lets dicks slither all over them like snakes on a plane

Damn, that guy is a dick slither

by Aaronnnnn June 26, 2008

dick tramp

Any and or all women.

Let's go to the mall and pick up some dick tramps. Maybe they'll smell our dack!

BC is a total dick tramp, he sits my cock on demand.

by Lurp June 29, 2008

dick squeeser

one who is generally homosexual and rather likes to jerk others off

its me laurence id like to squeese sabastians todger

btw sabastian is a dick squeeser

by ninja ollie October 20, 2008

dick-posting

Composing a blog entry out of popular blog topics to get a higher read count.

My visitor rate is dwindling. I am feeling like dick-posting today.

by Eugene Ilyichev August 17, 2008

dick thirty

the act of putting your dick around your wrist as if it was a watch.

dude: "hey what time is it?"

guy: (pulls a dick thirty) "its dick thirty!!"

by dudes you can trust August 22, 2008

Dick O'Toole

1 The title given to a complete dick wad. If someone pisses you off, call them a Dick O'Toole and they will get the message.

2 A word commonly used to offend someone

Bully - "You are fat"
Geek - "Atleast I'm not a Dick O'Toole"
Bully - "You have disgraced me.. WAHH"

by *Dr. Evil*** October 12, 2008