shit dredlock

A nice large chunk of shit stuck in your ass pubes.

Damn, after that shit a lil more poo interlocked on my shit dredlock

by MonkeyMan6927 June 27, 2024

Shitting Squares

To be very scared about something!

Oh my gosh! Im shitting squares!!

by ScratchCardGlory October 15, 2006

Shit

1. Feces or fecal matter

2. A swear (usually considered a tame one)

3.The reason u/uTimu loves using urban dictionary

I can't believe this shit, you're always lying you piece of shit

by Table_Scraps_Entertainment February 17, 2023

shit fit

The act of taking a Shit Fit means that you repeatedly go to the restroom, take a shit, finish up, but then are required to go back to the restroom and repeat the Shit Fit Cycle.

Dude 1: *calls Dude 2*
Dude 2: "Hey, I can't talk now I'm having a shit fit."
Dude 1: "Ooops, my bad. I'll call you in a few cycles."

by D. Showerhandel July 10, 2016

shit a brick

Lay a hard solid turd, usually a long and thick shot that can get stuck in the narrow passage of a toilet (and cause a serious overflow for your downstairs neighbor).

When I was told that I'd just shit a brick, I actually felt like I'd just shit a brick. (The latter uses the more accepted definition, associated with anxiety and stress.)

by ReverseHaloEffect May 12, 2020

Eat shit and die

1: Used to express anger or annoyance towards someone 2: Used to express that you want someone to go away 3: A boastful way of declaring victory , in the form of ‘eat’ or ‘ate shit’

1) They said I suck? Well they can eat shit and die.
2) There’s someone knocking at the door. Well I’m not answering it, they can eat shit and die.
3) Did you beat Joe in the race? Yes, he ate my shit.

by SiL3Nt J September 7, 2023

Broken shit

An exhausted mental searches usual choice picked by your exhausted mind and body to describe the possessions that a destructive accident caused by the action of the woman he loves but knew in his heart "also works to describe" she doesn't care,

There's a bunch of broken shit. And it's my fault for loving someone who feels joy when you hurt.
Thank God she's going to her brothers in East Bay. It hurts because I truly cared.

by Pro classy anti snitch April 4, 2020