A depression jack is when you take a zoloft on an empty stomach, wait around 25 minutes, and start jacking off. You win if you finish before you go limp-dick.
I tried a depression jack for the first time yesterday, but I waited too long, and my dick turned into a noodle
by DanTheWan August 12, 2023
Get the Depression jack mug.The depression that sets in after the "pandemic" is over and there are a million assholes everywhere again.
God, I miss the "pandemic". I have post-pandemic depression. I don't know if I can go back to a world filled with assholes everywhere. Make it stop!
by anonymous September 6, 2023
Get the Post-Pandemic Depression mug.Depression is a serious mental illness. Usually people are depressed because something terrible happened in their life or maybe just because they miss someone/something. But not all people with depression have a reason to be depressed. Sometimes you’re just depressed because you need to be. Some people are constantly sad some are constantly numb. Some people talk about it and some people don’t. Some people show emotions and some people just hide it behind a fake smile all day. It’s like hating yourself and wanting to die but also being scared of death. It’s waking up in the morning, feeling like everyday’s the same. It’s when you know you have people around that love you but feeling like nobody cares. It’s when you cry yourself to sleep every night and cover your mouth so you don’t make noise. People with depression usually either can’t sleep or they sleep too much. Some people lose their appetite and don’t eat at all and some people try to eat the pain away by overeating.
When somebody tells you they have depression don’t act like it’s nothing. Because it is something and it’s very serious.
People with depression always lack confidence. They wear either oversized clothes or always wear sweatshirts because of self harm. They hate when other people make jokes about death, because for them it’s like talking about their dream. It’s wanting to die but not wanting other people to hurt the way you did so instead drowning yourself in your head with those horrible thoughts.
When somebody tells you they have depression don’t act like it’s nothing. Because it is something and it’s very serious.
People with depression always lack confidence. They wear either oversized clothes or always wear sweatshirts because of self harm. They hate when other people make jokes about death, because for them it’s like talking about their dream. It’s wanting to die but not wanting other people to hurt the way you did so instead drowning yourself in your head with those horrible thoughts.
Person 1: “Are you okay?”
Person 2: “What? Oh yeah, I’m fine,just a bit tired.”
Person 1: “Oh come on I know you’re not fine. Just talk to me,please.”
Person 2: “Okay then. I have depression and it’s getting worse everyday and I don’t know what to do because I’m scared to tell anyone.”
Person 1: “ Oh my god I’m so sorry, I had no idea. Thanks for opening up to me and don’t worry, we’ll find help together.”
Person 2: “ Thanks for being here for me.”
Person 2: “What? Oh yeah, I’m fine,just a bit tired.”
Person 1: “Oh come on I know you’re not fine. Just talk to me,please.”
Person 2: “Okay then. I have depression and it’s getting worse everyday and I don’t know what to do because I’m scared to tell anyone.”
Person 1: “ Oh my god I’m so sorry, I had no idea. Thanks for opening up to me and don’t worry, we’ll find help together.”
Person 2: “ Thanks for being here for me.”
by Tired123 November 21, 2021
Get the Depression mug.Person 1: Hey, why's Kyle not in PE today?
Person 2: Oh yeah, I think he's on a depression session today.
Person 1: Damn, always when it's PE... I wish I had depression now.
Person 2: Oh yeah, I think he's on a depression session today.
Person 1: Damn, always when it's PE... I wish I had depression now.
by GotBulliedAtSchool98 November 21, 2021
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by (void*) November 27, 2021
Get the depression biceps mug.A disease which is caused by school. Mostly from exams and homework. A bad test mark also causes sadness. Which I am going through right now.
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