Post Prang Depression

Used after having a car crash.

He must have a (ppd) Post Prang Depression after hitting that tree last night.

by 24Ugnada October 23, 2008

Depressed

You.

Look at Linda, she messed up her makeup she looks depressed.

by Mozzarella snake April 14, 2021

depressed stiffy

When you are depressed and jerk yourself off to try to make the pain of living go away.

I was about to kms last night so I just did a quick depressed stiffy to help

by Yo8484 March 17, 2017

depression

me

oh! your in so much depression, your me!

by hi, yes, hello, i'm me January 22, 2020

Depression

one day i woke
and i drank some coke
i ate some ass
then chewed on grass

I kissed an eagle
then I went on omegle

Angelina is cute
but she is also mute
she is babe
she wants to eat a crepe
I swam in a lake
then ate some cake

a bird fucked
then she ducked
she birthed a pig
who liked to dig
eagle ate some pills
and then she stole some bills

I drowned a girl
then I ate her pearl
i flew to mars
those are bars
a squirrel had aids
hearing aids

A girl called angeling gay
Angelina said no way
angelina ate a mat
then she sat
Angelina flew the sky
then she turned into a spy

THE END
p.s Im sorry I gave you depression

Depression. The part when the author ate some ass made me cry. That was so deep.

by Deep dolphin October 15, 2020

Shit Depression

When someone, usually teenagers, are telling everyone that they have depression, listening to sad music and doing all that depressive stuff, but you can clearly say that they don't have any depression at all and are just posing, because depression is something cool sounding for them.

-i'm 14, i litteraly broke up with my boyfriend, i have two maths tomorrow and my parents don't want to buy me new iPhone, i think i wanna suicide, i have depression.
-You with your shit depression are so cringe.

by PaulMiller1225 September 23, 2021

The Great Cory Depression

The Great Cory Depression was an economic shock that affected most countries across the world. It was a period of economic depression that became evident after a major fall in CoryxKenshin uploads in the United States. The economic sadness began June 2019.

Son: What is The Great Cory Depression?

Samurai: It was the worst economic downturn in Shogun history, imagine the samurai suffering without a Cory upload for nine straight months. It was a very tough time.

by softsea December 17, 2023