Smurf turd

A slang term for the blue football shaped 1 Mg Alparzolam (Xanax) Tablets

Hey man do you know where I can grab some smurf turds? I'm trying to gets swayzed!

by SuburbanShaman April 22, 2011

unexpected turd

A tur that suddenly appears inyour underwear. Most commonly happens when u have dhiarea.

E.G

Dad: Good morning son *sniff* holy cow whats that smell
Teen: *checks underwear* omfg its an unexpected turd

by Tjdjmaster May 30, 2008

tundra turd

One who hails from north of the border. See also LCB

This country is going to hell because of the influx of tundra turds.

by Shane November 9, 2003

bird turds

The secretion from the male penis when arroused.

"Darnell, you got bird turds all up in my weave".

"When i was younger, i would blow bird turds all over my rug, and then knee it in."

by Bertothegreat July 16, 2008

turd dumpling

1.A small piece of poop that you see in the toilet after taking a shit that reminds you of a dumpling.
2.A general insult to anyone.

1.I think I have diaria, i found about 20 turd dumplings in my shit this morning.
2.Timmy is a fucking turd dumpling

by Word Master123 August 24, 2006

Turd Burgler

A dog that enjoys feasting on another dog's FITTJA.

No Fido!! Bad Dog!! Don't eat that FITTJA!!

by Bozeman Brown Trout August 21, 2005

blowhard turd

a.) bhtooefr.

b.) Anyone with related genes to the legendary bhtooefr.

"I can't believe I know who the blowhard turd is!"

by nawcom October 23, 2006