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Skibiti toilet

Another way to refer to a form of brain rot you watch now, or used to watch in the past.
"Oh my god guys MLG was my skibiti toilet"
by K1RB0 P3AS 🥴 February 11, 2024
mugGet the Skibiti toiletmug.

Toilet Dash

When you’re rushing to the bathroom because you gotta poop so bad.
Aw man, I gotta make a toilet dash!
by Conn-06 October 9, 2019
mugGet the Toilet Dashmug.

Toilet Paper Patriot

Toilet Paper Patriots are those American citizens who are in support of the insurrection on Jan 6 but were too much of a coward to do it themselves.

Also those who promoted and incited the rhetoric via Social Media that caused the Jan 6 insurrection but was didn't take part in the attack itself are also Toilet Paper Patriots.
Carl talked all big and bad about how he would do something against the government if given the chance but when the time came he was at home in his mom basement being a Toilet Paper Patriot.
by ORC was here May 7, 2021
mugGet the Toilet Paper Patriotmug.

toilet room wallet

When someone tries to help you out for free with no strings attached (like finding a wallet in a restroom)
Rob was looking for a job so I attempted to extend a toilet room wallet by telling him my job was hiring
by CouncilmanJR February 20, 2022
mugGet the toilet room walletmug.

Tana-toilet-titus

when a person contracts a new STD from a dirty bitch named Tana who so rudely defecates in your household toilet while she knowingly is infected with an STD or all of them for that matter ... and your evil spouse or ex spouse sets out for revenge for unfaithful behaviors and takes your personal toothbrush and scrubs the inside of said household toilet with said personal toothbrush and puts it back in it's proper resting place for you to then unkowingly use said personal toothbrush to rid your mouth of morning dick and/or dirty pussy breath obtained from last night's adventures which then causes the mixture of STDS to invade , infect, and take over your mouth now infecting you with tanatoilettitus . ENJOY!!
Dude, you've got a real shit situation on your hands, huh? Sucks to be you - looks like you got a serious case of the Tana-toilet-titus! Someone needs to invent a mouthwash that can handle all those STDs at once.
by Fefe and shardin January 29, 2025
mugGet the Tana-toilet-titusmug.

toilet tag team

when you and another person go to the bathroom and one uses the toilet and then, without flushing, the other person goes and uses the toilet. most of the time to “save water”, but who really knows.
person 1: “hey since we’re both here we might as well toilet tag team it.”

person 2: “great idea man! save the environment!”

these people are using the fucking toilet and are deciding to save the shit ass environment by not flushing between each use.
by Thicc Disappointment May 4, 2018
mugGet the toilet tag teammug.

Skibidi Toilet

Why. Just why.

Every toddlers motivation to act like a fucking retard. If you enjoy watching this shit I hope he ascends your asshole whilst singing skibidi. The cameramen won't save your sorry ass. Anyway stay safe from these deformed ass toddlers who watch goofy ahh stuff on their mothers phone. If you live with or see a skibidi child, to everyone a favour and grab them by the leg , backhand slap them and yeet them to Jesus.
Person: Heya, little guy. What'ya watching?
Toddler: *Slowly turns around* Skibidi Toilet
Person: Aight, your meeting your lord today *yeets*
by Woah, bitch March 25, 2024
mugGet the Skibidi Toiletmug.

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