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Three Hour Mormon Power Marathon

The act of going to mormon.org and trolling ONE missionary for an entire 3 hours without them leaving
Bill: Hey man, you wanna study for that math test?

Killroy: Forget the test! Tonight, I'm gunna beat the Three Hour Mormon Power Marathon.
by duplicitycommon October 24, 2011
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three pack

When three different couples all have sex in the same room
Linda, Cathy, and Rach are all down to three pack tonight.
by faullafalla girl 1123758 November 10, 2015
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out under three

To be drunk in public in the morning hours immediately after all the pubs have closed.
The bar closed and we were out under three when the cops drove by; luckily, we were able to duck into an alley.

She locked me out of the apartment and threw my stuff out. So I was only out under three because I didn't have anywhere else to go.
by defry11 January 6, 2023
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three-quarter-sister

1- Daughter of mother and of uncle (father's brother) simultaneously.
2- Daughter of father and of aunt (mother's sister) simultaneously.
3- Cousin and half-sister simultaneously.
Three-quarter-sister.
by Chupite November 20, 2024
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The three b's

Big booty bitches otherwise know as the best experience of life
by Necro024 April 5, 2022
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Three-Course-Dump

Step 1 (The Apootizer): This is the beginning of a shitty ride. This will be a light loosening of the spinky, and possibly even a log or two may drop. However you are simply preparing for the main course so remain pootient.

Step 2 (The main Poo-latter): Logs will be droppin’, spinkies will be poppin’. Things could get messy real quick. You might even want to invest in a deeper toilet bowl to avoid splash damage.

Step 3 (Dessert Deuces): Now that the main Poo-latter is over, its time to finish it off with a nice Crème Poolée. These logs will be nice and creamy, with a layer of crusty caramel glazed on top.

Bon appootit.
TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Yo Buhl watchu doin for the Super Bowl?

Big Cheesy: I’m taking a nice three-course-dump. In other words, I’m taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.

TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Sweet so you’re telling me the New England Pootriots aren’t in it this year?

Big Cheesy: That’s right. I’m taking them with me too. Should be very pooleasant.
by Stoney69 February 2, 2020
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the essential three

Three TV shows that CANNOT be missed every week. In the event that you won't be home at the correct time, they must be video taped.
"I'm going away this week, but it's okay, I'm taping the essential three."
by torzi May 6, 2005
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