Sheep-tard

Someone who is mentally impaired by their conformity so much that they wouldn’t understand common sense if it kicked them up the arse.

Wow look at all the sheep-tards.... Could you imagine being that blind?

by Just another Patriot December 21, 2020

Sea Tard

A boat operator who is clueless to the rules on safe boating. An inebriated boat captain who puts his crew and boaters around him in peril.

Look at that Sea Tard. He's going to swamp those kayakers.

by Blumpkin'd January 13, 2021

Urba-tard

An Urba-tard is a person who is not smart enough to figure out that the purpose of Urban Dictionary is to post various kinds of URBAN SLANG, and other words used by different groups of people, which are NOT found in regular dictionaries.

To make things more plain and simple for the unsure, Urban Dictionary is NOT for: listing famous people, things, or events and commenting on them; people to post their own name, defined by an endless series of compliments; inventing excruciatlingly unfunny insults for the purpose of naming a real individual you don't like in the example; or other stupid crap. If any of these examples sound like you, congratulations, you're an Urba-tard.

Brad: hey, I'm gonna make up an insult in Urban Dictionary and name my ex wife in the example!

True friend: instead of being an Urba-tard, maybe you should take responsibility for the fact that you don't know how to sexually please a woman, then try to improve yourself as a man, so I don't have to bang your next wife, too.

by RudyPseudo III August 22, 2025

Morning Tard Syndrome

Is your body is awake but your brain is just not quite there yet.

Don't try to have a conversation still I've had my coffee due to my morning tard syndrome making me unable to focus on you.

by Lord Corpse February 14, 2025

tarded

The act of accidentally getting mustard on yourself or clothing.

Look at that unlucky person getting tarded over there.

by Drew Peterson, back the blue July 27, 2022

tard

hmmmmmm smelly

big lard tard

by The imposter sassy Baka October 21, 2021

Tech-tarded

(n.) A person with little or no knowledge of media/technology and/or technological advancement- due to living under a rock, in a cryogenic sleep chamber, or just plain too stubborn and say "Well, I'm just old-school."

Man, my tech-tarded Dad decided he's not using the online mapping system, instead we're using dowsing rods and a compass for our drive to the ocean. This should be interesting.

by FNBWRD;) April 16, 2021