Christmas Tree

A long hairy green penis/Dick they is protect from a unholy act by a candy cane

Omg the Christmas tree on him is mad large
I know i wanna suck it

by anonymous December 23, 2022

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Christmas

A holiday thats was initially to celebrate jesus' birth, even though historians beleive he was auctuaply born in June. Over the years atheist syarted celebrating it even though they don't celebrate tge most important part, jesus. Christmas now is just a ton of random people frm various religions celebrating a ( suppose to be ) christian holiday by buying insanely expensive presents for each other while the people that truely should celebrate get socks and thats it. Now adays Christmas is about as religious as earth day.

Macy's: Buy our $10000000 home ware

Atheist: Yay that will cover 1/800 of my presents

Christian:I think I will make my children presents for christmas that will show more love.

Christmas

CHRIST-jesus
Mas-celebration
Chrismas-celebration of jesus hmmm coincidence I think not.

by Nowwhat November 4, 2013

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Christmas

A day celebrated for a big guy in a red suit to break into your house, eat you’re cookie, and leave you girls for being a good boy or girl. If you’re naughty you get punished.

Santa punished my mom On Christmas for being really really bad this Year.

by Christmas lady 221 December 20, 2019

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Christmas socks

Christmas socks are what people get from their grandparents who of course knit them. They can be itchy, yes! Also ugly, very embarrassing, and you will not want go out in them, No No!!

I got some really ugly Christmas socks from mamma and grumps!

by Lucycakes April 30, 2016

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