In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where people still have to pay their bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.
Who cares if the universe is a simulation?! I still gotta pay my damn bills! Your ass never heard of the Central Billing Theorem?!
by epluribusnihilo August 16, 2024
Get the Central Billing Theoremmug. Based on a Government A system where individuals must submit a "Campaign Bill" to qualify as a presidential candidate. Once elected, a candidate's Campaign Bill automatically becomes law. This approach aims to enhance transparency and accountability by requiring candidates to publicly disclose their proposed legislation before the election.
Campaign Bills differ from standard legislative bills; they are created and submitted by presidential candidates. Only one Campaign Bill can be enacted per election, via election. Candidates cannot alter or replace their bills after qualifying, ensuring their commitments remain clear.
While skeptics and critics despised the change, the people were empowered. The people could now exercise the same authority they grant their representatives in Congress. Money in politics were nullified due to the importance of voting in the bill, not the person or their identity, platform promises or so called opinions. The public became well informed, causing the governments to put the people over pockets. Truly turning a new leaf, so much so civilians from other countries championed this radical change and revolutionized the world now explicitly for the betterment of all mankind. They're were some trivial mishaps and concerns in the beginning that got squashed 4 years later, removing gerrymandering for example. In the end after trial and error progress rapidly took place.
Campaign Bills differ from standard legislative bills; they are created and submitted by presidential candidates. Only one Campaign Bill can be enacted per election, via election. Candidates cannot alter or replace their bills after qualifying, ensuring their commitments remain clear.
While skeptics and critics despised the change, the people were empowered. The people could now exercise the same authority they grant their representatives in Congress. Money in politics were nullified due to the importance of voting in the bill, not the person or their identity, platform promises or so called opinions. The public became well informed, causing the governments to put the people over pockets. Truly turning a new leaf, so much so civilians from other countries championed this radical change and revolutionized the world now explicitly for the betterment of all mankind. They're were some trivial mishaps and concerns in the beginning that got squashed 4 years later, removing gerrymandering for example. In the end after trial and error progress rapidly took place.
So how is America, the public and military going to respond when the Campaign Bill making Trump dictator of the USA and we all get 1 million dollars a month, and enforce mandatory annoying unwise fear mongering contrarian lessons from Russian Israeli Gestapo Eels? Cause he won y'all.
by Klueade August 16, 2025
Get the Campaign Billmug. 
A previous POTUS Bill Clinton and his Wife Hillary Clinton who ran and subsequently lost the Presidency in 2016. Hillary and Bill and their lies during their previous stint and subsequent scandal in the Whitehouse. Hillary during her tenure as Secretary of State. Her now famous "fog of war" response to the repeated and requested security before Benghazi. Mrs. Clintons inability to comprehend private or classified materials remains under scrutiny.
Bill was barred from practicing law, but was reinstated in 2006. Hillary has had her law license lapse.
Bill was barred from practicing law, but was reinstated in 2006. Hillary has had her law license lapse.
by Bean Republican March 18, 2017
Get the hill-bill-liesmug. When you watch a movie only to find out that it was all just set up for the second movie in the series. Like how Kill Bill 1 was all just introduction for Kill Bill 2.
Person A: Hey have you seen Spider-Man Across the Spiderverse?
Person B: Yeah, I can’t believe it kill billed us though. The entire movie was just an introduction to spiderverse 3! Nothing was resolved, and all it did was introduce us to the characters and premise of the next movie.
Person B: Yeah, I can’t believe it kill billed us though. The entire movie was just an introduction to spiderverse 3! Nothing was resolved, and all it did was introduce us to the characters and premise of the next movie.
by snertpb June 18, 2023
Get the Kill Billedmug. When someone disturbs a group or person so to the point where they are ghosted or kicked out of the group due to making everyone else uncomfortable
by LemonyOrpheus72 January 22, 2022
Get the Billedmug. 