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Emi moment

When Ewan Davies makes a shit call, or if he talks about his misses.
Ewan - 'you get no bitches'
Everyone - 'Emi moment'

Ewan - 'Me and my girl went...'
Everyone - 'Emi moment'
by ColourBlindBoi October 3, 2022
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shartuitous moment

When you're standing at the toilet whizzing away and proceed to crack out what you THINK... is a fart but unfortunately is not gaseous in nature. Still... you're in a good position to just turn around, drop trou and proceed to salvage your shorts as you are conveniently right there in front of the toilet.
"Dude... it was a most Shartuitous Moment... I was actually IN the can when I had an unanticipated shart attack....."
by Bonemanrides January 19, 2016
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Andrex moment

This would be when you have that situation where you drop a roll of something on the floor and as it rolls away it un-ravels what ever the contents of the roll was ...leaving you the to complete the arduous task of 're-rolling' except this bit is not like in the advert...
Andrex moment
Examples can include:

Bathroom setting - loo roll
X-ray or hospital setting -

paper roll falls of end of bed
by SOMERANDOMER June 26, 2009
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Micheal Moment

Pronounced 'Mi-holl moment'

Adjective;

A term used in the Yu-Gi-Oh Trading Card Game.

A Micheal Moment is where you consistently draw spell and trap cards from your deck and are unable to draw a monster.
You're having a Micheal Moment
by The UWSU J-Soc May 18, 2011
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ranboo moment

tubbo: hey ranboo, where’ve you been man?

ranboo: ah yes, the chocolate milk was very good

tommy: don’t worry tubbo he’s just having a ranboo moment
by gnflefttoe October 9, 2021
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slither.io moment

1. Any whimsical/common event that occurs in the popular browser game slither.io.
2. A similar phenomenon to any of such events occurring in a similar game such as Splix or PowerLine.
Examples of slither.io moments include:
A) The chaos that ensues after a very large snake dies, often lasting for several minutes as many noobies quickly get big and reach the leaderboard, then die soon after, rinse and repeat. This generally happens near the map's center.
B) When most of the leaderboard consists of angry morons caught up in the dark crevasse of mainstream US politics. Names used by such players include: "BIDEN IS A TRAITOR" "MAGAS ARE RETARDED" "SEND TRUMP TO JAIL" "TO HELL WITH THE DEMONRATS (sic)". Even if you suck at the game, you're advised to kill any such player you see. Religious names don't count.
C) A moment when a massive snake somehow dies to a tiny player who just entered the game. These little powerhouses often rise to dominate the leaderboard, and I respect them with my whole heart.
D) A moment when you are merely minding your own business and several snakes all smash into your tail at once. This is far more common in a suicidal slither knockoff (powerline.io) due to its extreme lag, but it still counts, probably.
E) In the browser version of slither.io, the network lag is infamously horrible. Often times the game completely freezes for a few seconds, and when it resumes, you discover you randomly died during your disconnection.
*gets to 25,000 length and #1 on the leaderboard*
*gets killed by snake with 23 XP*
*slither.io moment*
*clenches fist and grits teeth*
*opens mouth wide open and deeply inhales*
*eyes get red and veiny*
*heart begins to throb in chest*
*ears begin to inexplicably ring*
*hands and feet begin to curl back*
*tears in eyes, face turns red and wrinkly*
*arms get as veiny as an erect penis*
*dick and balls get extra warm, completely retract into pelvis*
*brain is electrically charged at 5000 volts*
*inhales even more, nearly beginning to shrivel*
(audible for miles, echoes all over) SLIIIITHER.IOOOOOOO MOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEENTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
*goes into rage and tries to punch a hole through keyboard*
*pounds with all might and overflowing adrenaline*
*shock causes a 9.3 Richter scale earthquake instead*
*tidal waves immediately erupt all over the world*
*the earth's magnetic field does a backflip*
*entire planet explodes*
*sighs loudly*
*drops flat into a coma*
*dies*
all becuase of a stupid snake game
by Bbb23’s left testicle September 10, 2023
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Ahmed moment

When you just go out if you’re where to hurt someone or be pressed for no obvious reason. And do some stupid shit
Ahmed: bruh I hate the world
Anyone: why
Ahmed: I wanna suck your toes
Anyone: that’s an ahmed moment
by norkeyshater January 12, 2020
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