Sleep Shutting

You close your laptop lid during sleep and don't remember it when you wake up.

You fall asleep watching a tv show on your laptop with the lid up on your laptop so you can see the screen, you wake up in the morning with the lid down. You have closed the lid during your sleep but when you wake up don't remember doing it.

Sleep Shutting has the same effects as sleep walking.

by Some Random Guy On The Web June 14, 2015

Sleep

Something that I never get enough of. Whatever, sleep is for the weak.

Classmate: Hey, did you get enough sleep?

Mad: No lol

by BruhMad333 August 5, 2021

Sleep Crapnea

A debilitating disease, mostly commonly associated with Boston Terriers. They begin snoring while they sleep, followed by large amounts of toxic fumes coming from the rear of the animal

We just found out my dog has sleep crapnea, he snores like a freight train, and farts like mule.

by Terrier Dad January 4, 2023

Sleep and water

What a poor kid eats when they can’t find food in the pantry for dinner. Your little tummy is grumbling, so you sleep and drink water.

Robert: Damn I’m so hungry. I had some sleep and water last night.

Fred: Hey man, I’ve been there before. I can give you something more than that.

by Chroxity3 June 9, 2023

sleep

what’s that?

*sleep has left the chat*

by shxid April 4, 2020

Binge-sleeping

A condition of body and mind that typically recurs while watching television in which the eyes are closed, the postural muscles relaxed, the activity of the brain altered, and consciousness of broadcasted, streamed, or recorded programming content is - for all intents and purposes - practically suspended.

Whilst watching a romantic-comedy on Netflix last night, my partner started binge-sleeping every time I cuddled up next to them.

by DPRutt April 4, 2023

Sleep-memeing

When you tell your friends you sleeping but you send them memes...

“I saw last night you were sending me memes when you were meant to be sleeping”

“Oh I was sleep-memeing”

by Khadzzz February 23, 2021