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Maximum Anti-Simp

A Deep Magic forged within the darkest pages of the Enchantment Table. They very essence of power among Memers. Some call it Vibe. Once you achieve no interests or show no special attention to any creature of the Planet Earth, you will be let go of your Earthly tether and become one with the heavens.
Do not site the Deeo Magic of Maximum Anti-Simpery! I was there when it was written.
by Worrab The Vibelord September 16, 2021
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John Kimberlin (simp)

A boy with a small penis, very skinny but with an extremely large nose. He wears blush and eyeliner as well as wearing a hat inside. He is still in kids sized clothes and doesn’t know the name of the jersey he is wearing. He loves blocking his friends on Snapchat! Also, he a simp
by Shhdhs February 5, 2020
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Random simp event

The rise of the simps. Annoying simps show up everywhere and run after whichever girl they simp for. Also female simps chase the guys they simp for. Simps show not only on twitch but show up in public causing chaos.
Person 1: The random Chimp event ain't real.
Person 2: But random simp event is probably gonna be true someday.
by Saitama 777 November 11, 2020
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ChimpZee Simp God

ChimpZee Simp God was the greastest chimpanzee ever. Slay moby dick to become ruler of the chimps. Also became the official 69th presdient of Nigeria and accidentally genocide white people and pigeons. Made too many babies so he store them in the back of superone. And force Russia to seize their land to him. So sexy that wife drop their husbands for him
Bob backlund : where the fuck is my wife at?
Son rodger : she ditch you for ChimpZee Simp God
by Ricky the abortion doctor January 15, 2021
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Your..Local..Simp

someone who is local and is a simp

they are also gay
"aw mate look theres the local simp"
"aw yeah their definitely a Your..Local..Simp"
by rawruwuowo September 17, 2021
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National Simp Day

Guy: dude, did you know today was National Simp Day?

Simps: ITS MY TIME TO SHINEE✨
by That_one_simp May 4, 2022
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Emotional Support Simp

Emotional support simps are a crafty lot. Typically they only pursue emotionally vulnerable women already in a relationship who they may have had some previous association with from the past. Emotional Support Simps will allow the hurt woman to vent to them for hours on end and try to craft scenarios and ideas in their head about their relationship.
Emotional support simps have one goal in mind - to look not like a regular simp who is thirsting but rather just a “supportive friend” with the sole intention on getting a girl to break up so he can smash and dash.
Their typical season for activity is late summer early when the cards of life are being reshuffled.
Emotional support simps originated in the Cedar Rapids Iowa location and have quickly spread throughout the country.
Emotional support simps though crafty and will try to cause division in others relationship are typically fearful of most things and people. They are not physically intimidating nor impressive in any other aspects of life. An emotional support simp will only target emotionally and mentally vulnerable victims as to leverage what little power and influence they actually have over people in a more fragile state.
They are narcissistic manipulators in their own right and are to be avoided
Did you hear about Dylan? He pretended to be Amys friend for 2 months and then dropped a let’s hook up line on her. That’s some long term emotional support simp dedication right there

“Careful guy, it’s Pady emotional support simp season, your girls high school friend she’s venting to doesn’t actually care about being her friend. Trust me I grew up with him he’s a slime”
by King Red Man October 17, 2022
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