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Tier one simp

A tier one simp is a person who usually falls in love easily. They post stupid things that normally annoy people like “he’s so cute”, or “ h love him so I can’t wit till we get married” a tier one simp usually says this while in the talking stage which leads to heart break if they never date there wanna be partner
Person: “ my crush is so fine and cute I love falling asleep otp with them I love them”.

Another person: “ ugh ur such a tier one simp u can’t love someone ur talking to
by Penut❤️ October 22, 2020
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King (CEO of Simps)

King is the best and gets all the girls unlike Tiib27, You shall do what he says or else.
King (CEO of Simps) is cooler than Tiib27
by king of demons October 30, 2020
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The seven deadly simps

Dude the seven deadly simps is so funny haha
by ZuZu091 November 4, 2020
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ChimpZee Simp God

ChimpZee Simp God was the greastest chimpanzee ever. Slay moby dick to become ruler of the chimps. Also became the official 69th presdient of Nigeria and accidentally genocide white people and pigeons. Made too many babies so he store them in the back of superone. And force Russia to seize their land to him. So sexy that wife drop their husbands for him
Bob backlund : where the fuck is my wife at?
Son rodger : she ditch you for ChimpZee Simp God
by Ricky the abortion doctor January 15, 2021
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National Simp Day

Guy: dude, did you know today was National Simp Day?

Simps: ITS MY TIME TO SHINEE✨
by That_one_simp May 4, 2022
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Emotional Support Simp

Emotional support simps are a crafty lot. Typically they only pursue emotionally vulnerable women already in a relationship who they may have had some previous association with from the past. Emotional Support Simps will allow the hurt woman to vent to them for hours on end and try to craft scenarios and ideas in their head about their relationship.
Emotional support simps have one goal in mind - to look not like a regular simp who is thirsting but rather just a “supportive friend” with the sole intention on getting a girl to break up so he can smash and dash.
Their typical season for activity is late summer early when the cards of life are being reshuffled.
Emotional support simps originated in the Cedar Rapids Iowa location and have quickly spread throughout the country.
Emotional support simps though crafty and will try to cause division in others relationship are typically fearful of most things and people. They are not physically intimidating nor impressive in any other aspects of life. An emotional support simp will only target emotionally and mentally vulnerable victims as to leverage what little power and influence they actually have over people in a more fragile state.
They are narcissistic manipulators in their own right and are to be avoided
Did you hear about Dylan? He pretended to be Amys friend for 2 months and then dropped a let’s hook up line on her. That’s some long term emotional support simp dedication right there

“Careful guy, it’s Pady emotional support simp season, your girls high school friend she’s venting to doesn’t actually care about being her friend. Trust me I grew up with him he’s a slime”
by King Red Man October 17, 2022
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simp sympathy fuck

Is when you are simping for another person and they feel bad after you do everything they need, so they fuck your brains out
You bro, Angela finally caved in!
What?
Yeah I got simp sympathy fuck, it was awesome!!
by N00bMajesty May 24, 2022
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