Disgusting ass simp

A disgusting ass simp is someone who literally won't stop talking about the person they're in love with and find every single thing they do adorable
"Oliver is such a disgusting ass simp he won't stop talking about Jordan"
by swooshhhh September 02, 2021
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Random simp event

The rise of the simps. Annoying simps show up everywhere and run after whichever girl they simp for. Also female simps chase the guys they simp for. Simps show not only on twitch but show up in public causing chaos.
Person 1: The random Chimp event ain't real.
Person 2: But random simp event is probably gonna be true someday.
by Saitama 777 November 12, 2020
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Simps of the Round Table

Simps of the Round Table is a group of Simps that all are chasing the same women.
Not again! Their goes the Simps of the Round Table following Charli again.
by Pizza Time!!! January 16, 2020
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Kimmy the bi simp

Kim is a very kind and welcoming person, she always manages to put a smile on my face and although I get very confused when she talk in danish im trying to learn it as it’s only fare cause she learnt English. Based on our many interactions I assume she is a good hugger, she also has a very calming voice. She always seem to make me laugh or make me feel calm and I’m so happy I got to know them. (Also she bi awakening was my little pony so get exposed if you’re reading this Kim). She have helped my through a lot of tough times without even realising it and I really care about them and love her/p
Me: Kimmy the bi simp is very funny
Kim: no I’m not
Me: stfu you literally are
by Fuckinggaysimp69420 May 27, 2023
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John Kimberlin (simp)

A boy with a small penis, very skinny but with an extremely large nose. He wears blush and eyeliner as well as wearing a hat inside. He is still in kids sized clothes and doesn’t know the name of the jersey he is wearing. He loves blocking his friends on Snapchat! Also, he a simp
by Shhdhs February 05, 2020
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Major League Simp

The type of man or woman who still thinks about their ex/lover late at night listening to niggas like drake. Then texting them even tho you know they won’t pick up
Beccy: My ex is always texting me these heartfull things
Megan: That’s because he’s in the MLS meaning he is a major league simp
Beccy: Lol, lets sub tweet him till he kills himself
by Richard C. Myars February 01, 2018
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simp sympathy fuck

Is when you are simping for another person and they feel bad after you do everything they need, so they fuck your brains out
You bro, Angela finally caved in!
What?
Yeah I got simp sympathy fuck, it was awesome!!
by N00bMajesty May 25, 2022
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