silent scuba diver

When you silently urinate by submerging your dong into the toilet and pissing with no sounds or splashing.

It was real late and I didn't want to wake the baby, so I had to go silent scuba diver.

by chughes January 10, 2007

silloc

a tattle tale who imagines things that happen and doesnt know when to keep his mouth shut. can also be extremely skinny; white and pretentious. A silloc is also a type of prostitute that offers services such as beastiality. Also used for the term "PMS"

oh im on my silloc

by John Clive Behan February 17, 2008

Silly Sack

A disgruntled nut sack, most commonly found on overweight adolescents.

"Wow dude, your nuts look like a mashed up piece of bubblegum. That is definitely a silly sack."

by Rodbonginator January 9, 2009

Silver Tip

Bozeman Strain that will compete with the rest of the cannabis culture.

That Silver Tip was soo fuckin dank. It might be the best chronic in the world.

by gslo February 4, 2010

Silky Barstool

the act of not wiping your anus after a bowl movement at your local pub, and then continuing to pull down your pants, sitting down on a barstool and expelling gas from your buttocks, leaving a warm, delicious surprise for an unsuspecting customer to enjoy.

Darren had slept with Marks Wife.

as punishment, Mark decided to give Darren a Silky barstool

by yummo_daddyo January 11, 2012

Silver Alert

A verbal warning shouted at onlookers when an old person's story has begun to wander off. Similar to an Amber Alert, but different.

Grandpa: "Bears? You want to hear a story about bears? So I was driving out on route 6, just past the old red barn, which used to be green before they painted it yellow, which i knew because i used to pick raspberries in the field behind the barn, which used to be a corn field after it was a civil war battlefield, blah, blah, blah..."

Jason: "Silver Alert!! He's lost the point again. Quick, everyone look around and try to find it!!"

Grandpa: "and coming back to my original point, I choked a bear to death with my bare hands."

by Walter Spiderman August 27, 2012

Silent but Violent

When one is able to fart quietly but still keep the awful aroma circulating.

John: Dude did you you just pull a silent but violent?

Mike: No, but I think it was Emily. She's had a hostory of them.

by jisherjally September 10, 2013