September 17

Kiss someone who’s name start with N or A

*kisses someone

-why did you kiss me?
-cause it’s September 17

by Your_gwurrl September 4, 2022

September 1st

Birthday of only the spawn of satan. Anyone who is born on this day deserves to have a fucking lightsaber shoved up their rectum

“I’m born on September 1st!”

“jump off a bloody bridge”

by gingerninja68+1 April 26, 2024

September 30th

September 30th is national joe day, you have to say ¨hey Joe what's your last name¨ to everyone you meet, even if they're not called Joe. Then the person you asked it is forced to reply ¨Joe Mama¨ with no exceptions.

¨Oh it's september 30th it's national Joe day.¨
¨Hey Joe what's your last name?¨
¨Joe Mama¨

by xXPopeMolesterXx September 30, 2019

September 4th

Get back with your ex who’s name is catie

“yo it’s September 4th! you know what that means?”
“nah what?”
“you gotta get back with catie”
“that sexy bitch 😏😏 hell yeah!”

by emily5767 September 4, 2022

Simp September

Simp for her September

Jack:You look good today
Crush:Thank You(He a Simp, Simp September)

by Quandelldingle69 September 6, 2022

September 10th

September 10th also known as national peg your best friend in the laundry room while your dog and cat watch day.

Strap ‘em on ladies,it’s September 10th!!

by DrGigglyAss August 5, 2024

September 30

September 30th is international day of sleeping only in underwear. Best way to celebrate it is to invite somebody to your house and let them sleep with you.

Girl: Why are you only in underwear?
Boy: It's September 30th, you should be too.

by Mastek September 30, 2022