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Sausage Poison

A thought and/or feeling that stops a man from getting (or losing) an erection during sexual intercourse.
Seriously, the German Girl was lay there gagging for it but my head wasn't in the game which led an absolute bout of sausage poison.
by CarlTheHandyman November 23, 2023
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sausage toss

Giving a light toss to a guys soft penis.
My boyfriend burger flipped me so I gave him a sausage tossed him.
by BeerzSlayer. October 17, 2017
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Sausage Fest

When there are no girls in sight, you're part of one big cock fight and beer pong is the time of your life.

40 dudes and 5 girls crammed in an apartment at a tech school party.
Ty's the coolest guy at the party people gather around him,
as he is bragging about the nicotine content in his e-cig
he combs the party like his Pompadour, you know that makes him look real frat
it seems like pussy's what he came here for, but you know there aint none of that
cause we're at a Sausage Fest

- Taken from "Sausage Fest" by the band "Sup?"
by Tombruh June 29, 2016
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Sausage Date

Where you invite a bunch of people to a gathering and only two dudes show up.
Where going to have a awesome rave but then it turned out to be a sausage date.
by johnstone337 July 21, 2017
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sausaged

to pour boiling water over your boyfriends penis, add salt and pepper and eat it
"i sausaged my man's pipi last night. we're never ever having sex again"
by Krkič July 12, 2019
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Sausage Basher

A man whom loves sausage(generally a human penis). He worships it all day and will never give up if there is a sausage possibly going.
Oi Dave Smith, that guys done nothing but look at you, what a Sausage Basher!
by Peter Griffin12 February 28, 2011
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