sandwich baggie sex

In prison, a choice method for protected sex, especially when obtaining an actual state issued condom seems just too pre-planned, potentially gay or unromantic.

Bro, let’s just go at it and have sandwich baggie sex; it’s not like we’re into each other and planned it, right?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2019

meat hook sandwich

Double-fisted hand-job usually performed by a sub-par prostitute.

"Buy me dinner and I'll give ya a meat hook sandwich!" - Crystal Boulevard

by Coltraine December 13, 2013

You Made The Sandwich

"You Made The Sandwich" is a callback to the popular subway meme in which someone makes their sandwich at subway and doesn't like it, even though they chose the ingredients. This phrase is used when someone is the cause of their own misfortune.

Guy 1: Ah man, I didn't study for that test and I got an F.
Guy 2: Dude, you made the sandwich.

Guy 1: True.

by JioSleep February 21, 2021

ice cream sandwich

A delectable dessert with a rectangular slab of ice cream (usually vanilla), and 2 cookies or wafers (usually chocolate chip and chocolate, respectively) on the top and bottom of the ice cream.

Ice Cream Vendor: Who wants an ice cream sandwich?
Random Guy: I do!

by Silver the Hedgehog 77 January 12, 2015

Horse-Cock Sandwich

Sandwich consisting of the mystery meat from the "deli" line onboard a US naval vessel.

Kevin: Hey Jamal, what are you doing for lunch?

Jamal: Ah, I'm just gonna grab me a horse-cock sandwich.

by TBONE99 June 29, 2011

Sandwich Maker Pro

The COD perk only women can access. This perk allows women to make sandwiches at a faster speed than normal to please a man.

Why don't you use sandwich maker pro and make me a damn sandwich.

by Eaglenation12 October 8, 2011

subway sandwich ordeal

When you encounter a situation with an unnecessarily large number of options to choose from, and all you really wanted is something that just works... what kind of bread, what kind of cheese, condiments, meat.... sigh! (Where I come from, bread=white sliced bread)...

Bonus points when used with cloud computing!

Refer to "Funniest Milk Ad Ever! (Australian)" on youtube for further illustration.

1) The dating websites these days are turning into a subway sandwich ordeal!

2) These days the cloud computing user is faced with a subway sandwich ordeal.

by aptster September 16, 2010