Having spent 4 hours cooking the most exquisite meal, your husband trips up and drops it all over the floor - well that’s a Richard Madeley
I thought I was going to let out a fart but turns out it was a shart - what a Richard Madeley
When I tried to wash my soiled underpants with face wash and it didn’t come out - that’s a Richard Madeley
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I thought I was going to let out a fart but turns out it was a shart - what a Richard Madeley
When I tried to wash my soiled underpants with face wash and it didn’t come out - that’s a Richard Madeley
People who walk slowly are such Richard Madeleys
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but it'll all be worth it for the sweet new car you got from letting him do you in every imaginable sex position
known to men for hours on end then you break thing off because you can't help but want to bail since getting the car
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but it'll all be worth it for the sweet new car you got from letting him do you in every imaginable sex position
known to men for hours on end then you break thing off because you can't help but want to bail since getting the car
but over turn that thought and stay with Richard because after all who can bang like that not anyone else you've meet plus they are usually loaded
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boy: i dont know what you see in him, im much better
his girlfriend: my love for richard is not for you to see he has a pure soul and a beautiful smile.
boy: whatever richard isnt all that.
The girlfriend: youre right hes all that and more BOY BOOM.
his girlfriend: my love for richard is not for you to see he has a pure soul and a beautiful smile.
boy: whatever richard isnt all that.
The girlfriend: youre right hes all that and more BOY BOOM.
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