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can i put my ballz in yo jaw

'can i put my ballz in yo jaw' is the famous song sung by non other than an ordinary man with a set of pipes from the heavens. It can be used for any situation but beware the power this phrase holds, if used too much then the song will cease to exist and i will personally attack you with my feet :)
girl: my boyfriend isn't putting enough commitment into our relationship
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!
by slapmyasslikeadrum September 23, 2021
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Putative

The quickest way to dry out an object, especially wetsuits after use in surfing.
Yeah I could have dried it outside but putative does it twice as fast!
by Vegas95 September 29, 2021
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Put Some Sprite On It

Fixing all your problems with the best soda.
"This food is burnt Taikeisha!"
"Girl it's okay just put some sprite on it."
by w33bbunz July 29, 2021
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put my mouth where your diamond is

Take of on "put your money where your mouth is", meant to offer a "treat" to your loved one
"Sorry for that, but oh what a great 60 seconds! please, allow me to return a favor"

"Oh, you're just saying"
"No, I am willing to put my mouth where your diamond is"
by goldlicker July 30, 2021
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Put wood in t' oil

A phrase used in parts of Yorkshire, mainly in South Yorkshire as a way to tell someone that they need to shut thier face
Bob: "blah blah blah, random bollocks"
Jim: "Put wood in t' oil will thy, you're getting on me wick"
by Proper Sheffield lad July 30, 2021
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You gotta put yer sockchs onnn

The act of putting your socks on when inhaling paint fumes and sleep deprivation catch up to you
Person 1: Eyy bro I'm really tired and I'm feeling gooood after inhaling these paint fumes

Person 2:You gotta put yer sockchs onnn
by MC Shrivel Ball August 4, 2021
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put it in the dirty

Damn bro! Denise is a straight freak! She loves it when I put it in the dirty!”
by Elvis Moran August 26, 2021
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