post bender blues

sad/unfulfilled feels the day after getting drunk

bro #1: duuude i’m feelin bummed out after last night
bro #2: ayo you’ve probably just got post bender blues

by bugsbun September 6, 2020

Post-Orgasmic Rage

Contrary to Post-nut clarity, Post-Orgasmic rage sends the victim into a state of pure unbridled violence and rage, one which usually ends up with someone having their head slammed through a wall.

Person 1: Hey did you have Post-Orgasmic rage last night?

Person 2: Hell yah! I totally took a bat and whacked that chick in the head!

by NotSusanHeffley September 20, 2020

Post-Orgasm Flatulence

When you’ve been beatin’ up the pussy and you finally sling some batter. As your abdominal muscles begin to relax, you can feel gases rush towards the exit door like a fat kid chasing the ice cream man. Just then, you fart so hard you tear a hole in your prison wallet.

“Bruh...what did you eat?”

“No brah. It’s not what I ate. It’s who I banged. Pussy was so good she gave me post-orgasm flatulence.”

by CrushDiddy October 2, 2020

Plan When To Post

Timing/postponing an udate on a social network in such a way that one will maximize exposure to it, and as such maximize responses to it. In other words, when one gets an idea for a funny/interesting/deep facebook status one must make sure that one posts it at a time when most people are bored at home and likely to see it and comment on or like it. It is also important to be sure that this update does not coincide with another significant event (major sporting/political/popular culture events) because then one's post will be lost in the multidude of mundane and banal posts reporting the outcome of the significant event.

1.
Guy: "Dude, I just got the funniest idea ever! I'm tweeting it right now!"

Dude: "No Guy, it's Saturday night. Everyone's gonna be out partying and getting wasted, so noone will see your tweet. You've gotta plan when to post. Tomorrow morning at 10 will be a good time, when everyone's in bed, hungover, and online because they don't wanna get up."

Guy: "Woah, you speak true, dude."

2.
Guy: "Ohmigawd! I just realised the meaning of life! Updating Facebook status right now!!"

Dude: "No no no! Plan when to post! The final match of the soccer world cup is starting in 10 minutes. Noone's gonna give a shit about Facebook right now, and after the match everyone's gonna be making statuses gloating about how their team won, or complaining if theirs lost. You'll have to give it a day if you want humanity to benefit from your wisdom."

Guy: "Dude, you're so wise!"

by Giant Ginger Medicine Man June 26, 2012

post videogame amnesia

Having been told something while playing videogames then forgetting what it was when you are done.

Mom:"Did you put the clean clothes in the dryer like I asked?"
Son:"Sorry Mom, I had post videogame amnesia and I forgot"

by Warrior Will July 22, 2012

Post Underwear Itchies

The uncontrollable itch experienced immediately after removing one's underwear prior to a shower or bath.

I was about to hop in the tub when i suddenly got hit with a major case of the post underwear itchies.

by DenimDog March 5, 2012

post sandwich depression

the feeling you get after you finish eating a darren turkey chip special

guy 1: Man, are you feeling alright?
guy 2: No man I just ate this sandwich, and now I think I've got post sandwich depression.

by dumbledarren March 9, 2011