by Theoxxx July 16, 2020
After eating at a Mexican joint last night, me and my buddies got severe cases of post mastication turbulence.
by dogbreath57 September 14, 2010
When you’ve been beatin’ up the pussy and you finally sling some batter. As your abdominal muscles begin to relax, you can feel gases rush towards the exit door like a fat kid chasing the ice cream man. Just then, you fart so hard you tear a hole in your prison wallet.
“Bruh...what did you eat?”
“No brah. It’s not what I ate. It’s who I banged. Pussy was so good she gave me post-orgasm flatulence.”
“No brah. It’s not what I ate. It’s who I banged. Pussy was so good she gave me post-orgasm flatulence.”
by CrushDiddy October 03, 2020
Person A: *siff sniff*
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Person A: *sniff sniff*
Person B: Hey, you sick?
Person A: No, why?
Person B: You probably got post-coke nose then.
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Person A: *sniff sniff*
Person B: Hey, you sick?
Person A: No, why?
Person B: You probably got post-coke nose then.
by Facts&Tea January 03, 2019
The inevitable reduction of effort after a great meeting that ultimately ruins momentum and places the team further behind schedule.
We were making good progress, and that meeting went great. Unfortunately afterwards everyone suffered a bad case of post-meeting collapse, and nothing has been done since then.
by Startup Street May 25, 2023
Yogurt but not racist. Still from a third world country called Bulgaria and doesn't know English. Asks who candice is every two minutes.
K1: I like Yogurt post timeskip!
yogurt: Hey guys! Do you know who candice is!
Srakroin: Not again!
top hat dude#: Who is candice?
yogurt: Hey guys! Do you know who candice is!
Srakroin: Not again!
top hat dude#: Who is candice?
by Yogurt2237 July 03, 2021
When someone lacks the kinda intelligence needed to add a clever or relevant comment to a thread or post and decides to post what number they are on the thread/post. Therefore angering the others that post which starts a highly irrelevant argument or arguments on said post/thread.
POST/THREAD: Today Jesus came back and his welcome home party went a little overboard. Due to the entire world having a slight...okay a MAJOR hangover from all the oceans being turned to wine. All international developments and what-not have been postponed...excluding the following manufacturing companies: Tylenol, Advil, Bayer...etc.
Posted 3 minutes ago:
Jack_Johnson (Post/Thread N00B): 1ST!!!!!!!
John_Jackson (Post/Thread N00b #2): 2nd!!!!
Snake_Plissken (cool guy): You guys are such thread n00bz.
George_Bush (former president): I hafta agree with Snake.
Jack_O'Neill (even cooler guy): George, you're just as much as a n00b...nuff said
Posted 3 minutes ago:
Jack_Johnson (Post/Thread N00B): 1ST!!!!!!!
John_Jackson (Post/Thread N00b #2): 2nd!!!!
Snake_Plissken (cool guy): You guys are such thread n00bz.
George_Bush (former president): I hafta agree with Snake.
Jack_O'Neill (even cooler guy): George, you're just as much as a n00b...nuff said
by ENZL3Y November 10, 2009