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phone tree plea

The process of requesting, typically through a social media outlet, that all legit friends and family call or text you with their numbers because your cellphone lost its contact due to damage or a software malfunction.
"Dude, why didn't you call me back yesterday?"
"I dropped my phone in the toilet and my contacts disappeared. Didn't you see the phone tree plea in my Facebook status?"
by wordmaestro September 16, 2011
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No Macklemores Please

Winning because of all the wrong reasons.
Jeff-Hey Sally guess what Macklemore got nominated for Best Rap Album

Sally-How the hell did Macklemore get nominated for Best Rap Album in the Grammys?!? WTF he raps over pop beats!! The only reason he got nominated was because most of the people who voted dont even listen to hiphop but for some damn reason they think they can pick whose the best at hiphop...he good at pop tho No Macklemores Please....

Jeff-😳😳

James-Sally just went ham on your ass
by MysteriousForevs January 25, 2014
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Dericha me please

The need of wanting a sexy light skin girl with a great body to come pleasure you.
Rob: Yo, check out that fine ass brownskin over there.
Chester: Hell nah “Dericha me please”
by Aintit October 17, 2018
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Pass the mustard please

When you find a midget with ghonoria bring it home and pass it around the table and shake and squeeze until all of the slop falls out of the dick or I shaved pussy
Can you “pass the mustard please” hehehe
Pass the midget around the table
by Yahyheeet January 8, 2020
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Portal of Pleasure

Another name for a lady’s pussy.
Adam: How did it go last night with that girl John?
John: Well I had a fantastic time in her portal of pleasure, I was in for hours.
by Dutypizza March 21, 2020
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do say please

do you wanna drink of water?”

“do say please
by Smack, ON GOD April 8, 2020
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Brewski me please!

Mid-west, AKA Yooper metaphor to, "beer me please!"
(Somewhere in a Minnesoooota bar):

Kyle: Brewski me please!
Bartender: .......? Ooooooh I see what you did there. You betcha, coming right up!
by KM994 September 19, 2020
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