The leaning tower of pizza has been there long past the "use by" dates of the comestibles contained therein, so that's the reason that it's still there --- nobody wants to eat the pizzas because they would be stale by now.
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
Get the leaning tower of pizzamug. A magical place that defies the laws of physics; the staff won't remember your visit, and no-one saw it happen
The phrase comes from a popular pizza eatery in Woking that may be cited as an alibi whenever you're accused of something that you definitely did, but don't want to admit.
The phrase comes from a popular pizza eatery in Woking that may be cited as an alibi whenever you're accused of something that you definitely did, but don't want to admit.
I can't have had sex with my good friend's trafficked child prostitute because on the night in question I was in Woking Pizza Express.
by Flangetta November 23, 2019
Get the woking pizza expressmug. When someone is tied to a bed on all limbs and the balls are removed from the scrotum, then the scrotum is sliced into 5 slices. Then the slices are forced down the throat of the tied down person.
by Shaqdeeznutz December 5, 2020
Get the Nazi Scrotum Pizzamug. I said "have a nice day" instead of "have a great day" again and they gave me a written warning for not following the scripting. Fucking pizza cutter policy nonsense.
by Justin_Prime775 November 15, 2021
Get the Pizza Cutter Policymug. The act of shating on raw pizza dough and forming it into the shape of pizza rolls, and feeding it to your "loved" one. Of course after cooking it properly.
by Juan dick balls September 21, 2019
Get the Tennessee Pizza Rollmug. a person’s arms that are usually very hairy and/or thicker in size than their hands; making them more masculine or manly
by MrCookieCrisps August 20, 2023
Get the pizza baker armsmug. by good of words August 17, 2016
Get the pizza pocket penismug.