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cuttin' paper

One that has a daytime job, usually being paid by the day, week, or biweekly, as opposed to one in a professional position with a salary.
I'm cuttin' paper with this job at the recycling plant.
by ArfGraf August 25, 2013
mugGet the cuttin' papermug.

paper gorillas

they have small flimsy dicks
"my friend got me models of paper gorillas fo my birthday"
"fuck him"
by 69 months January 9, 2022
mugGet the paper gorillasmug.

toilet paper

its almost as rare as finding gold
I RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER TO WIPE MY ASS
by awkward swine March 22, 2020
mugGet the toilet papermug.

wet crayon paper

It's the smell of wet crayons being drawn on paper. Pretty self-explanatory, or it could be the fresh smell of a broken crayon that's really warm or hot.
Man do you smell something?
No, why?
It smells like white crayon paper man, like you know the smell you smell when you smell a crayon?
I get what you're getting at. They do smell good though.
Yeah.. that's what I call the wet crayon paper smell..
by Intermediate Lingo Archiver November 4, 2020
mugGet the wet crayon papermug.

Shredding Paper

The residual effects of a loose bowel movement after the initial flush of the toilet bowl.
Damn Brian the bowl looks like you shredding paper out cho asshole. Give a brother a courtesy flush next time!
by Assman329 July 26, 2024
mugGet the Shredding Papermug.

paper bag porn

Old 1970's lingo for hardcore underground, illegal pornagraphy (which is legal now).

Also known as "brown paper bag porn".
"Got any of that paper bag porn under the counter?"
by LingoOG September 22, 2017
mugGet the paper bag pornmug.

Paper-Weight

A fat girl that marries someone from another country for the sole purpose of him getting his citizenship papers.
"Aisha got married to a guy from Canada so he can get his citizenship papers, she's such a paper-weight."
by alpinegh March 16, 2016
mugGet the Paper-Weightmug.

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