Toilet Paper

1. Used for wiping shit from your ass
2. Something you akways seem to run out of when you need it most
3. Cum wipes

P1. Fuck
P2. What
P1. Im out of toilet paper
P2. Sucks to be you
P1. Please help
P2. Drive to the store with that shit stain
P1. Its cum m8
P2. Im your mom whyd you call me
P1. I was thinking of you.

by 4/20/69 July 10, 2019

Space Paper

Another term for Aluminum foil specifically for people who struggle to say aluminum and instead call it tin foil.

Can you please hand me the anumil… the amlumino… hand me the space paper Dale.

by Chuchiteeerup June 30, 2022

wet paper

pathetic and luigi

kieran thinks that stupid zombie song isnt sexy. he is a wet paper

by thezombiesfan229 July 20, 2023

Toilet Paper

The thing Aussies need most during the Coronavirus COVID-19 outbreak.

Toilet paper.

by Dybala Fan March 16, 2020

Paper Cakes

When a social media account follows you, gets you to follow them, then they unfollow

@cathavingman: do you follow that account @assShitter?

@bigmoodhaver: nah, I stay away from paper cakes

by BourgeoisballZie August 28, 2018

Papers

If somebody in prison is selling papers, it’s usually heroin, meth, or cocaine.

“Dude in Helena Unit got papers for a hundred dollars each.”

by mybeccca October 2, 2024

Paper Moon

Aggresive and / or insatiable

Paper moon - Aggresive and / or insatiable

When you're in a dive bar and you judiciously grab a potential soul make by the cock. This is the official Dixie land form of " shooting your shot"

This works best at bars located by the marsh, or by some body of water on the north GA coast..... the red neck riviera.

by D'endo June 25, 2023