Double Excel Toilet Paper

Double excel toilet paper is as it states, toilet paper. Although, it excels the normal height of your regular toilet paper and has twice the wiping power. With the environment we currently live in, it is an essential item and you are considered a peasant without one.

Person 1: Dang we ran out of toilet paper!

Person 2: Don't worry! We still have some double excel toilet paper . With twice the wiping power!

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by RTXShadow_ April 28, 2020

Toilet Paper

The upmost highest respect

John: dude you’re toilet paper

Steve: Ah thanks dude

by Bananaphanana March 15, 2021

Paper Baggin’

Feeling insecure (maybe even suicidal) and would rather put a bag over your head. Paper > plastic.

Person 1: I wanna fucking kill myself. I’ve been sizing plastic bags over my head.
Person 2: you don’t mean that.
Person 1: I even checked them for leaks and put on a Keith Urban album.
Person 2: Paper not plastic, my good chum!
Person 1: Paper Baggin’ it I guess! Thanks. I love you ❤️

by Trippin’n’whippin April 4, 2021

Paper membrane sacking (PMS)

Two females performing 69 underwater, using each other's vaginally cavity as a re-breathing apparatus.

The girls enjoyed paper membrane sacking (PMS) in the Caribbean waters more than snorkeling.

by BluntedBlazer December 31, 2017

PAPER CHASER

1. It's a state of mind. Only one thing is on they mind when it comes to makin' money and that's money. It takes focuse to achieve successfully.

2. One who wants wealth, to be rich. Hustling, grinding, gettin' dat money. Someone dat knows what it takes to make it happen and stackin' they bread.

3. Likes to show off what they got wit clothes, shoes, jewelry, handbags, hair, nails, cars, cribs and a phat wallet.

People be callin' me a golddigger but naw, I'm just a paper chaser.

by Knowitall444 January 16, 2022

blotting-paper

Blotting paper, sometimes called bibulous paper, is a highly absorbent type of paper or other material. It is used to absorb an excess of liquid substances (such as ink or oil) from the surface of writing paper or objects.

I want to buy some sort of paper which absorbs excess liquid from a object or writing paper
You should use blotting-paper

by 24092009 November 25, 2021

Term Paper text

Noun Any text that you receive that takes up more than 3 individual text messages often comes during a argument with a significant other

dude here it comes "beep, beep, beep" you just got rocked with a term paper text its on now

dude you have 5 new texts i have no clue what order they go in it is a term paper text

by Koooooooz August 7, 2010