Turbo Juice

A drink only found at Handle Bar Hanks in Welland, On. Mixed liquor and Old Vienna that is sure to play mind games with you.

Went to Hanks last night and got a Turbo Juice. I wont be in to work for a week.

by Handlebar spanks June 22, 2017

cow juice

That white shit that comes out of cow tits and most people drink.

yo bitch did you get that cow juice from the store.

by ~bLUEbeRRy~ September 15, 2019

Ruckus Juice

Moonshine. Specifically flavored moonshine.

For example: Warm apple pie, lemonade, cherry.

Used mainly in the central and mid-Ohio region of The United States.

I drank all the ruckus juice last night and got into a fist fight. Now I have a black eye.

by RedN3cK MaFiA January 25, 2011

Squint Juice

Any form of light that makes your eyes squint.

(Prefferably in a southern US drawl or Australian accent)

“Are you ok!?”

“Yeah, I just got some squint juice in my eyes, that’s all...”

by pungalung November 2, 2018

Nutt-Juice

noun. - Another word for the fabulous semen that bursts from the genitalia orifice of the human male.

My nutt-juice flowed through me as I pounded the rod of girth between my legs, soon blasting upon my bedroom wall once I reached the peak of my sexual tension.

by DickholeofJizzJuice April 20, 2018

Muppet juice

Slang for alcohol. Drinking enough of any type makes you move like a Muppet where your arms and legs move oddly and you stare at people strangely while talking to them.

I banged down enough muppet juice to kill a horse and started wobbling around that hot chick.

by grisgris July 25, 2012

valentine's juice

Cum mixed with period blood. Your cum is white, and blood is red. Red mixed with white creates pink, which is the color many people associate with valentine's day, hence the name "valentine's juice".

She said she was on her period, but that didn't stop me from serving up some valentine's juice.

by tacobama June 4, 2016