pun off

The act of out punning someone.

Karen and I had a pun off in which she failed miserable.

A colleague fell ill with a peeing issue and I told her urine trouble thus winning the pun off.

by TheGentlemen June 10, 2014

off the bottle

A term to describe someone (typically with a drinking problem) who has given up booze.

I would consider investing with Horgan as long as he is off the bottle.

by Dr. Slumber November 5, 2013

buggered off

Ran off

First head: He's buggered off.

Third head: So he has he's scampered.

-"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

by Bigalsaidso November 15, 2013

munk off

To munk off is to masturbate or jack off. When munking off it is common practise to shout "MUNK OFF!" At the top of your lungs.

I was sitting in Graph Comm when my mate Logan shouted "Munk off!"

I realised then he was bating.

by Superbrucester December 4, 2013

troll off

New word created to describe a spat between two mongs on the internet who can't agree on who is mad and who is crying. This may result in a bombardment of irrelevant memes and screenshots that would cause the most paranoid conspiracy theorist to think you are reaching a bit.

This can be rather entertaining but eventually becomes quite cringeworthy when one accuses the other of reporting them and then continues with more screenshots.

We had an epic troll off last night

by Lecoq May 4, 2015

jacking off

to masturbate

Billy stop jacking off into the pancake mix

by Defineking9045 March 29, 2016

Had Off

British informal,
Verb,

1. To be conned/tricked/ripped off,

2. To have something stolen,
3. The act of sexual intercourse,
(also to "Have Off", present tense)

1. "This product is fake, I've been had off"
2. "I left my bike outside, and the guy had off with it"
3. "He's had it off with my wife, but I've been having it off with his"

by OneTimePad May 28, 2018