NoodleCuckkk 

a beta male, rejected by all women, who does office work at the police station while real men catch criminals

oh know it's a noodlecuckkk

NoodleCuckkk by EyeSawEwe September 13, 2022

NoodleCat100 

A gigachad with balls the size of fucking bowling balls

NoodleCat100 is so sexy

NoodleCat100 by Hi dad b see vaj September 15, 2022

noodel tools 

a tool used by noodels to be more noodely and suck your mother up the bum bum

i will noodel tools your fanny u fart stain

noodel tools by uga boogga booooga October 4, 2022

Noodle the jerky 

Like doing an oatmeal trick, but with more carbs and protein.

“Hey man, wanna go noodle the jerky?”
“Yes! I was getting tired of oatmeal tricks.”

Noodle the jerky by Oatmeal trickster October 16, 2022

noodle felching 

A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.

Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.

Ricardo died from ecoli poisoning after noodle felching with his high school chem teacher.

noodle felching by Demolitronicon January 14, 2023

Noodle slurper

an Italian person who cooks and eats pasta, just all Italians in general.

person 1: "Hey is this Italian approved?"

person 2: "noodle slurper certified"

Noodle slurper by kittycatkittykittymeow February 7, 2023

noodlesaurus

A dinosaur that eats noodles

Have you ever thought of how a noodlesaurus might look like? Actually, there are about 1,000 of them on the whole planet. A noodlesaurus looks like a bird with a long neck and a long tail, and has webbed feet so that it can swim in the water.

noodlesaurus by bluestinger66 April 15, 2023