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ass-and-mouth disease

Essentially the inability to control one's bowels from both openings (mouth and anus) simultaneously. Usually brought about by the ingestion of improperly prepared food containing harmful bacteria or allergens.
Dave: Did you hear what happened to Steiny out in India?

Josh: Yeah, he shat and barfed all over his bed after he caught ass-and-mouth disease from that street vendor!

Lemonade Mouth 

Related to golden showers, lemonade mouth occurs when an individual's mouth is filled with urine either by their own doing or with the help of a partner. The resulting appearance is similar to that of having a mouthful of lemonade.
Shit man, that girl's a freak. After we finished screwing she begged me to give her lemonade mouth.
Lemonade Mouth by Yensid April 28, 2011

pussy mouth 

A man's mouth with a goatee.
Did you see that commercial with Billy Mays selling Orange Clean? Man, that guy has a pussy mouth!
pussy mouth by Amenophis IV October 30, 2007

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cross ass to mouth pollination 

Perfroming anal sex with one female then receiving oral sex from another female right after without washing off.
Man last night i took those 2 girls from the bar home and did some cross ass to mouth pollination.

Mickey Mouth 

A person who hogs the channel on a CB radio. This definition dates back to about 1974 during the heyday of CB radio.
I tried to call my friend on channel 19, but couldn't get him because a Mickey Mouth wouldn't let anybody talk.
Mickey Mouth by Ricky Bennett November 13, 2005