Abuse Matthew day

Today is abuse Matthew Vanotti day, it is on the 12/11 and it’s the day to just beat the shit out of him. Although I love you and you are my boyfriend this will be interesting 😘

Oooh it’s the 12th of November ITS ABUSE MATTHEW DAY

by Secretly anonymously anonymous November 10, 2020

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Matthew

People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.

dirty dean: hey there matthew

matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*

by Carge_Lock April 5, 2024

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THE DOMNATOR

here he is MATTHEW "THE DOMINATOR" FACEY

Hey Your name is Matthew Facey You must be a DOMINATOR.

by Leo Jagger1 February 6, 2018

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Matthew tyler vorce

Matthew Tyler vorce is the boyfriend of Billie Eilish who is an amazing singer. They both are happy together....we all know that Billie was so broken earlier because of her ex....she was lost...now she found someone perfect for her and is happy with him. Spit would be good if we don't push our opinions between them cuz when they're happy nothing else matters.....Billie knows who's good for her...as she chose Matthew...he might be actually good. Start loving and respecting their opinion. Billie is so kind and sweet to all her fans. She literally gives fans the whole world, but if she knows that HER FANS ARE POINTING HER OUT she'll feel so bad ....so just a small request, respect them, their opinion. pleaseeee🙂:)

Billie: hey this is my boyfriend Matthew Tyler vorce and we're happy together.

by Young lady billie May 2, 2022

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