Matthew

A boy’s name, Matthew is nice to some kids, but a real bully. The last time he took a cruise, we had the Lituya Bay Tsunami. Last time he exhaled, we had a hurricane.

Man, that Matthew must weigh 40 tons.

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Bob: I was getting bullied by a fat kid.
Oliver: It must be a Matthew.

by Yeetboi360noscop March 8, 2019

Thomas Matthew Crooks

A hero. He could have saved the world like Georg Elser.

Thomas Matthew Crooks was a hero.

by yannick schwul of die schnelle May 22, 2025

Matthew

the sassiest man ever; the true leader of the sassy man apocolypse

Did you talk to Matthew today?

I know! how can that much sass fit in one man?
Idk that's just Matthew

by cherrieslillies February 29, 2024

Matthew

First impressions leave you feeling he is the most genuine and easy going guy. You’ll soon find out he’s a narcissist, a user, liar, and secretly a player. Stay super far away from him and don’t believe his ‘wounded bird’ act. He is a monster.

It’s so sad that Matthew is a sociopath. I really thought we were friends but everything he says is a lie.

by Gerber_Babiee April 26, 2024

Matthew

Is a man with a mommy kink

"a theres matthew with his mommy kink porn

by Shoxxie October 4, 2022

Matthew

People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.

dirty dean: hey there matthew

matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*

by Carge_Lock April 5, 2024

Matthew

An extremely talented young man, that loves unconditionally. He loves his mama and his siblings. He may act tough on the outside but he is the sweetest, most caring and generous person you could ever meet. First you fall for his smile. Then you’ll look into his big brown eyes and you’ll never want to take your eyes away. His voice is so soothing and deep that you will want to fall asleep to it. Although he has made a lot of mistakes, he knows he has messed up and will try to fix it eventually. Be careful with Matthew’s, because once you fall in love, there’s no going back. Hope they find what they deserve in life and realize their mistakes. Fate and hope will always be by their sides.

Who’s that with the big brown bushy hair and cheesy smile?

That’s the one and only, Matthew

by aj:]:-) December 11, 2019