Traffic Jam

An awesome-ass original song made by "Weird Al" Yankovic. It's about a guy and he's stuck in the middle of a traffic jam. Yeah, who would've guessed. Listen to it, it's really good.

Person 1: Aw, man, I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam...
Person 2: I haven't moved one inch from this here spot...
Person 1: What the fuck are you talking about?
Person 2: Traffic Jam, the freeway's one big parking lot
Person 1: Oh, shit, that fucking awesome-ass song by "Weird Al" Yankovic???
Person 2: Traffic Jam, my radiator's boiling hot...
Person 1: And now I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam.

by weird al yankovic fan number f January 13, 2025

Jams

Synonym of gay.

'More like
Jams'

by Biposto May 23, 2018

Tickle jam

When a female excretes a sticky jam like substance from her lady lips when you tickle around the inside of her flaps

I stroked her lady lips until she gushed tickle jam

by Ham wedge July 24, 2022

Jam

to engage in an activity, usually a game

short for "jam in"

It's only 9 PM, we can jam a few more matches before bed.

by ayy not aye December 7, 2024

Toe Jam Ram

The act of the repeatedly fucking your girl in her pussy with your left big toe until she’s unconscious

Dude, I toe jam rammed Barbara all night. Now she won’t call me back.

by TAMcNasty March 30, 2019

jam roly poly

When you and lady have sexual intercorse whilst on her period

Dude, we both had a jam roly poly last night. Finished it off with custard.

by Thedarpachief December 8, 2017

Jizz-Jam-Session

When you make music with your homies while jerking off

Person A: I feel like making some rad music but also like beating tf out of my meet

Person B: then let's get the boys together and do a Jizz-Jam-Session

by smol Karl, Coori May 29, 2018