Dumpin in the Dark

When you are taking a massive dump and the power goes out while you are taking the shit.
Ya man, that storm last night had me Dumpin in the Dark.
by ls.iop November 26, 2020
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Dark Knighted

When your best pal blanks you for days on end without as much as a text, phone call or visit.
Fuck me Mike, he has Dark Knighted us once again! I’m not sure how much more of this shit I can take. I mean I’d like to say he has good reason but I know for a fact he is just fucking pussy
by Clown Turkerson March 27, 2021
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dark tea

Dark ass gossip; tea that you’ve never spilled about yourself
*2 am*

Henry: get ready for some dark tea
Taylor: dark tea?

Henry: no milk no sugar just straight facts

Taylor: ahhh I’m ready :)
by Notkk December 29, 2018
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A dark turn

When the reciving side of the anal intercourse is enthusiastic, while the other is less so, as he inserts himself his dick goes slightly soft bends at an awkward angle.
Went to Jenny's yesterday, boy that took A dark turn.
by Al3xander64 March 27, 2015
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Dark Woke

A person who presents themselves as being woke, or morally enlightened, but actually behaves in a smug, sanctimonious manner, and is wrong about the morality of the situation.
"She is giving dark woke vibes."
"Bro crossed over to the dark wokeside."
by darkwoke May 01, 2024
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7 long dark hairs!

PIG!
7 long dark hairs!
by plato! August 02, 2024
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old in the dark

the illusion of rapid celebrity aging due to a withdrawal into privacy or steep decline in public presence; describing the disparity between one's memory or perception of a person's age and the reality of their appearance
Did you see Brad Dourif? God, that guy got old in the DARK.
by goodoldryman September 13, 2020
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