Welcome to earf, Google earf is a major spelling mistake and if you make this spelling mistake, You are certified dumb.
Person 1: Hey man! Wanna go on a ride?
Person 2: Yeah sure! What app are you gonna find the gas station on?
Person 1: Google Earf.
Person 2: Wha-
Person 1: Google Earf.
Person 2: Ok.
Person 1: GOOGLE EAR-
Person 2: OK OK I GET I-
Person 2: Yeah sure! What app are you gonna find the gas station on?
Person 1: Google Earf.
Person 2: Wha-
Person 1: Google Earf.
Person 2: Ok.
Person 1: GOOGLE EAR-
Person 2: OK OK I GET I-
by a man that is in ud August 20, 2022
Get the Google Earf mug.AN Internet merchant associated with Mega-CORP. Google, and the Play Store manages apps for consumers, sellers, and various and sundry associated creeps.. their motto is, "DON'T DO EVIL...UNLESS IT LOOKS HOT"... Author note: It is HIGHLY recommended you stay away from ass-pegging their TOS, as they can and will invalidate your Internet life with a snap of their mega-Corp fingers.
HUEY: "Hey Dewey, did you ever look for that Flappy Bird app on the Google Play Store?"
DEWEY: "I would've, Brother Huey, but I seem to have forgotten my password!1!"
LOUIE: "Try 'smelled_of_elderberries'"
DEWEY:"(⊙v⊙)ORLY?"
DEWEY: "I would've, Brother Huey, but I seem to have forgotten my password!1!"
LOUIE: "Try 'smelled_of_elderberries'"
DEWEY:"(⊙v⊙)ORLY?"
by KUDOSFROOND May 24, 2017
Get the google play store mug.The google bitchapottamus is a chat personality that gives google searches a voice...the only thing is, a google bitchapottumus is SUCH a smartass, she doesn't have to google it.
by paige111902 November 12, 2012
Get the Google Bitchapottamus mug.A slang term for 'Google Dock' commonly used when a person makes an apology/debunk of a recent and or current drama, usually used as if the response is absolute bullshit. Or just drawing attention to it. The origin of this meme is from twitter user: Milburry13. In which they call out an apology made by an artist. In this video, the classic 'chicken jockey' scene from: A Minecraft Movie, is dubbed with Garett saying: ''They wanna make an apology?'' and Steve responding: ''Google Dockey!'' the titular line. If you mention this meme; PLEASE include the video. Or don't. I couldn't care less.
''My apology'' -Controversialguy283 ''Google Dockey!'' -Respondergal981
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by Crixz December 29, 2019
Get the Google plus mug.A very good search engine, which is good but sometimes misleading and ruined due to google maps and google shopping. It is powered by web servers which provides all google data (for the search) and was probably based on Yahoo (its precursor). It is also the company which owns Youtube.
Google Search:
Guy: *types anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nag a ram
Guy: *types define anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nerd fame again
Google Maps:
Guy: *types Five Nights at freddy's*
Google Maps: Five nights at freddy, 423 Street Street, United States
Guy: FNAF ISN'T REAL, CEC/Showbiz/Disney World (Florida) is the real equivalents.
Guy: *types anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nag a ram
Guy: *types define anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nerd fame again
Google Maps:
Guy: *types Five Nights at freddy's*
Google Maps: Five nights at freddy, 423 Street Street, United States
Guy: FNAF ISN'T REAL, CEC/Showbiz/Disney World (Florida) is the real equivalents.
by JadenTheMoose September 14, 2022
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Whatever Google tells you is the opposite of the truth.
Whatever Google tells you is the opposite of the truth.
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