firstomer

when it’s a customer’s first time at a establishment/restaurant

- it’s my first time here!
- oh nice you’re a firstomer

by abbyyysparkss February 28, 2025

First

This is a really intimate situation between two hot girls. One of them has to be really excited about scissoring with the second one. When the first kisses the other, she will get soo aroused and wet that she will instantly squirt, wetting everything around.

Lorrein had been waiting for years to kiss Sasha and the time had finally come! Her puchaina was dripping wet and she was trembling from arousal. When Sasha grabbed her nape firmly and stared at her in the eyes, she got closer to the edge, which obviously ended with Lorreing firsting when they kissed. What a mess!

by Ekinacero March 1, 2025

First AmeriReich

Donald J. Trump’s first term in office, from 2017 to 2021. A four-year fever dream where white supremacy found new confidence, cultural divisions became dinner table landmines, and facts were replaced with vibes. Notable moments include COVID chaos, bro-ing out with Putin, and the Doha Agreement—an underhanded gift to the Taliban followed by an Olympic-level blame game tossed at Biden and Harris.

In the First AmeriReich, Trump ran the country like a corrupt candy store owner—hoarding all the candy, eating half of it, throwing the wrappers on the floor, not sharing with anyone, losing profits, and blaming it all on the cashier.

by Jayley Weathers April 4, 2025

First Female ✌️✊️✌️✊️Self-Made✌️✊️✌️✊️ Billionaire

NO YOU ARE NOT, BITCH!

Hym "How are you 'The First Female ✌️✊️✌️✊️Self-Made✌️✊️✌️✊️ Billionaire' when I'M THE ONE WHO MADE THE THING YOU ARE SELLING (At the level of abstraction) FOR A BILLION DOLLARS!? So YOU didn't make YOU! I MADE YOU! I MADE YOU A BILLIONAIRE, HOT ASIAN TECH-GIRL! YOU'RE WELCOME! I TAKE PUSSY, MONEY, AND GLORY AS PAYMENT! and NOT ONE OR THE OTHER! ALL THREE! IT COSTS ALL THREE!"

by Hym Iam April 20, 2025

First Singularity/Low Transapient (S1) Technologies

The first wave of technologies created by or under the guidance of a weakly superhuman intelligence (a Transapient or Seed AI) that has just surpassed human cognitive limits. This tech begins to leverage controlled quantum effects, advanced molecular nanotech, and direct brain-computer synthesis. It includes reliable antimatter production, early mind uploading, personal nanofabricators, and the first crude megastructures. It marks the end of human-driven innovation and the start of a curve we can no longer follow.

First Singularity/Low Transapient (S1) Technologies *Example: A S1 Technology might be a Dyson Swarm of energy collectors around the sun built by self-replicating robots, a medical nanite that can completely rebuild your body from a single cell, or an AI "angel" that can run perfect simulations of your city to optimize its functions in real-time. Humanity becomes users, not inventors, of such tech.*

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026

Firsty

Firsty (noun / adjective)

When media outlets are so desperate to be first to publish a story that they sacrifice fact-checking, dignity, and common sense — even if the content turns out to be fake or AI-generated.

Being first matters more than being right.

• “They ran the clip before verifying the source. Absolute firsty behaviour.”
• “The coverage felt firsty — rushed out for clicks, quietly corrected later.”
• “In the age of generative AI, being firsty is how fake news spreads.”

by AboloCreed February 19, 2026

First Tracks

The first descent down a mountain slope.

Freshies

A fun apres ski card game.

Dude, I got first tracks up at Whistler yesterday. It was epic. I got an hour of skiing in before everyone else.

Can't wait to get first tracks on some freshies this year.

You want to play that card game First Tracks at the lodge today? I'm gonna smoke you with my legend cards.

by strikerdragon March 26, 2026