Joe: *sends picture of thicc anime girl* lol this bitch is thicc as fuuuuuuck.
Mickey: YOU HAVE JUST BEEN BANNED FROM THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE FOR SEXUAL CONTENT!
Mickey: YOU HAVE JUST BEEN BANNED FROM THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE FOR SEXUAL CONTENT!
by um, yes. September 10, 2017
1. made to suffer extreme indignity by those in power;
2. rendered dysfunctional by severe administrative incompetence
2. rendered dysfunctional by severe administrative incompetence
1. Our Vietnam veterans were shat upon from a dizzying height.
2. The server ran fine until it was shat upon from a dizzying height.
2. The server ran fine until it was shat upon from a dizzying height.
by Smoodge the Naked August 18, 2006
The watchmaker was a man who treated his creations like children. When he was too old to work, he told his “children” and they gave him immortality. Now he magically mends clocks and is like the “mailman” for good wishes. When a person makes good wishes on 11:11 a.m. or p.m., he delivers the “good news” if the wish is granted.
The Watchmaker (from the legend of 11:11) is from the book, "The Wishing Year, a legend for most ages" by Crystal
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by FranciscoGirl August 04, 2011
An old Southern term an African-American mother uses to describe an long and sometimes well deserved, ass-whooping in order to warn her child, or others who cross her. This African-American saying, used as a motherly warning, first popped up in the 1930 play Mule Bone by Langston Hughes and Zora Neale Hurston.
by ajcub225 June 07, 2019
A perfect husband material for any aggressive woman. The idiot son is so easily pussy wipped that he will do anything if he can get a head, even though the head is mostly teeth. The idiot son from the rich family also has very little understanding of how normal people live, he thinks life is hard or unacceptable because a pigeon dropped a shit in front of him when he was taking a stroll in his private garden or his servant poured the white wine into the red wine glass.
Joe: Prince Harry is really a level 10 idiot son from a rich family! He is so pussywipped that he will listen to everything from his wife Meghan!!
Bob: GODDAMMIT U R RIGHT!!! That's why that kid is in Canada right now!!!
Bob: GODDAMMIT U R RIGHT!!! That's why that kid is in Canada right now!!!
by Johnny Seven O.M.A. February 22, 2023
A child's way of questioning their parents in a semi-awkward way about things that only the child wants to talk about.
Kid: Mom where do babies come from?
Mom: Well, you see when two people love each other very much...
Kid: *smiles* Go on, Mommy.
Mom: Well, you see when two people love each other very much...
Kid: *smiles* Go on, Mommy.
by ☆♡Ally♡☆ December 27, 2017
To squeeze the penis during ejaculation to get all the cum out. This can be down by the individual himself or his male/female partner.
Samantha was squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie last night then she swallowed all of it! It was so hot!
by sunshineyy June 30, 2008