by The Original Agahnim September 16, 2021
When someone takes a dump and doesn’t wipe, later sitting on someone’s forehead leaving a poo stain.
Your friend wants to give you a devils kiss therefore, she takes a dump and doesn’t wipe her ass. She sits on her friends face leaving a poo stain of her butthole.
by Greg Pale Ale December 30, 2024
First, attain a post-munted female dwarf of your choice (preferably under 3ft) and ensure that a male stallion horse is nearby. Then, provide the horse with viagra alongside a tranquilising agent through nutritional intake of choice and once erect, thread the penis through the dwarf. Subsequently, insert your penis as far into the dwarf as possible, until in range of the horse’s penis halfway inside of the body. Begin to thrust through banging against the horse’s penis, causing the sound of a drum-like beat, which is amplified through the echo created in the dwarf’s body. Once the rhythm is consistent and steady, gather your friends round to dance to the music.
‘Yo Shareef, you dj’ing at the devil’s dwarf disco tonight?’
‘Na Jaqueef, not today! My dick’s still a bit sore from last week’
‘Na Jaqueef, not today! My dick’s still a bit sore from last week’
by Janquif1 May 13, 2024
The streaks left on the sides of the toilet bowl after an explosive bowel movement, particularly after the first flush.
Them: I’ve already flushed twice and there’s still shit stuck on the toilet
Me: That’s the Devil’s Graffiti, baby. You can’t deface what’s already been defaced.
Me: That’s the Devil’s Graffiti, baby. You can’t deface what’s already been defaced.
by link1ater July 26, 2021
by Fly2nite December 11, 2021
“How do we market our sanitary cups as trans inclusive?”
“We should give it a non feminine or masculine name, Like Devil’s Cup”
“We should give it a non feminine or masculine name, Like Devil’s Cup”
by indaistructable June 30, 2022
Wow, Bart O'Kavanaugh and Squi went pretty wild last night. After they finished ralphing, they did the devil's toothpick
by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018