Person 1: Man, I don't feel like living anymore. My grandpa died yesterday.
Person 2: Cool story bro.
Person 2: Cool story bro.
by Thatbrodude August 03, 2016
by hippiedanc March 27, 2010
The most suitable response one can give to a story that completely wasted ones precious time. Parents, co-workers, and history classes often provoke its usage.
Bobby: So guess what? Nina wrote me up again, because i came to work late the other day.
Kelly: Cool story bro.
*FML why does Bobby think i give two shits about his life??? Please lord have this shift end already! He makes my job REAL RUDE*
Teacher: Agriculture was key to economic progress in the early ages.
Student (shouting): COOL STORY BRO!
Mom: When i was your age i always had my room spotless.
Son: Cool story bro.
Kelly: Cool story bro.
*FML why does Bobby think i give two shits about his life??? Please lord have this shift end already! He makes my job REAL RUDE*
Teacher: Agriculture was key to economic progress in the early ages.
Student (shouting): COOL STORY BRO!
Mom: When i was your age i always had my room spotless.
Son: Cool story bro.
by RudeApproved March 10, 2011
A very cool group chat name that is said to be in placeholder for another name, but ends up sticking since it has a nice ring to it.
Friend #1: Hey, do you want to call on Cool Name Pending...
Friend #2: Can’t, it’s pizza Friday, how about later?
Friend #2: Can’t, it’s pizza Friday, how about later?
by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020
I saw that Cool Mo D homo wearing a backwards hat, talking on a cell phone, and smoking a cigarette.
by Daddy 666 February 15, 2010
Someone who feels they are above everyone for not joining facebook or someone who is afraid their drunken debauchery will be caught by a college and ruin their life. Can also be used to describe that one friend who hasn't updated their facebook status in over a month to give the appearance of being "oh so busy and popular" despite facebook stalking random girls he requested daily.
Nick: hey broski get a facebook so you can see all the chicks commenting on how hot you were in the football game
Myer: my ego won't let me get a facebook, its telling me I'm way too cool for it
Nick: cool. *he's too cool for facebook I wish my ego was that big*
Myer: my ego won't let me get a facebook, its telling me I'm way too cool for it
Nick: cool. *he's too cool for facebook I wish my ego was that big*
by CTU_FieldAgent200 June 22, 2010
A sarcastic and insulting response expressing disinterest to a useless, boring or irrelevant story while also calling the person a ho.
Jessica: Did you know that approximately one in five women worldwide report being sexually abused before the age of 15!
Joey: Cool story ho.
Joey: Cool story ho.
by Dejayelkay April 28, 2011