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coffee

the best thing in the entire world that cures my depression yet it's so addicting
i love coffee, coffee is my everything, coffee is my happiness, coffee is my favorite, coffee is my world, coffee is my love!!!!!
by anonymous February 23, 2023
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coffee

the best thing in the entire world that cures my depression yet it's so addicting
i love coffee, coffee is my everything, coffee is my happiness, coffee is my favorite, coffee is my world, coffee is my love!!!!!
by anonymous February 23, 2023
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Coffee w/ cream

A person with light brown skin, similar to coffee with cream.
by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025
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Boston Coffee Shop

A “Boston coffee shop” is a sexual act where you toss donuts onto the erect penis of a professional athlete until you get one on. You get 6 tries. If you get one, you cuck him. If you miss all 6, he cucks you.
I can't wait to see if Tingus Pingus is at the store again today. If he's there I may ask him to try a Boston coffee shop.
by Dotdacuckluva May 1, 2025
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Sweaty Coffee

A sexual act where one partner, usually the dominant one, covers their genitals with a mixture of their own sweat and coffee grounds, creating a gritty, pungent concoction that they then rub vigorously against their partner's sensitive areas, often resulting in a messy, aromatic, and intensely stimulating experience for both parties involved. The term "sweaty coffee" refers to the unique blend of bodily fluids and the strong aroma of coffee that permeates the encounter.
"I heard that John and Mary tried 'sweaty coffee' last night, and now their bedsheets are stained with a mix of coffee grounds and God knows what else; they're going to need a new mattress soon!"
by Youcouldbeacat May 19, 2025
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Brown coffee

When you have liquid diarrhea and can’t make it to the toilet, so you just use a coffee cup
He had brown coffee last night after his toilet was occupied
by FireFuego May 20, 2025
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