Indian coffee

When jumping in a lake or a cold river in the morning to wake yourself up as american indians had no coffee per say

Dude im wasted, in need some indian coffee this morning

by boneshaker July 26, 2020

Peruvian Coffee

Used to describe an awful stench coming from a certain person or animal. Often used to describe someone who doesn't shower or care about personal hygiene. The term has nothing to do with Peru or the people of Peru. It is only about the strong stench of the certain coffee.

Did you just go for a swim in a septic tank, because you smell like Peruvian Coffee!

by ugaatl September 8, 2025

coffee

a college student's blood

"Is there a coffee doner nearby?"

by クランチ June 23, 2019

Rival Coffee

The best coffee shop around. Nothing but good times and good vibes. You can’t be in a bad mood after having some rival coffee.

Rival coffee is so fire

by Tsweeezy November 23, 2021

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by SuchBackSmacker March 11, 2025

Coffee-beaned

Instead of coffee making you shit, the coffee is so good, it violently shits a visceral, fat, steamy shit, because it hates you and your family. Including your dog or cat (or goldfish).

That coffee was so good, I got coffee-beaned.

by wowzuhsss October 25, 2025

Coffee Craving

Its like yellow fever but for mixed raced people because coffee is brown and white mixed together.

Damn that girl is getting my coffee craving going

by Coffee Craver May 12, 2019