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Chode

A word commonly used by those that not have access to vagina , to disparage a fellow virgin. Popular in the redneck community and openly dumb fucking term
Skylar you’re such a chode, you used all the juice in my drop!
by Ligma69 March 18, 2019
mugGet the Chodemug.

Robo chode

Your dick is like a nice robo chode
by Robo_chode69 November 14, 2019
mugGet the Robo chodemug.

Chode

A penis of a man/woman/ect. That is bigger in width than length
Carter has a chode, and because he has one the huzz doesn't get too rowdy with him 🙁
by KMONEY9674 December 9, 2024
mugGet the Chodemug.

jode the chode

Someone who is small, pocketsized perhaps and whos role in life is to get shat on by their friends..

Called this because a chode is a penis that is fatter than it is long, and if you had a chode - you'd be ripped all the time.
Your toilet seat is PADDED? What are you; jode the chode?
by carchester December 15, 2010
mugGet the jode the chodemug.
A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.
Emily: did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
mugGet the Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodemug.

Bloody Chode

The action of a chad proceeding to stick his fork in your corn dog and waving it in a figure 8 pattern. Often gets soaked in ketchup.
What the hell Ethan. You gave Dylan a bloody chode. Whats he gonna eat now.
by Lil munts December 20, 2017
mugGet the Bloody Chodemug.

Chode

What lies on my cuck friend, Matt's, groin.
Person 1: I bet Matt's dick is big!
His Girlfriend: Naw, he's got an effing chode.
by throwitindatraaaaaaaaashhhhhhh January 16, 2018
mugGet the Chodemug.

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