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Butter Tits

Used in reference almost exclusively to overweight persons, describing specifically ones "man boobies".

Fatty deposits in the pectoral region of males, most always with 20% or higher body fat content. Thus causing the look of two water balloons filled with butter. Usually found on the lazy "X-BOX playing indoor kids" that now make up more than a third of the United States Army's active duty personnel. Reports of butter tits are much higher in Reserve and National Guard Army units. In civilian populations butter tits have evolved into "meaty knee high socks". Butter tits are caused by a lack of physical exercise, a high calorie diet consisting of short order line food and POG bait, and generally not being a good person.


Word is commonly coupled with "thunder gut", "fatty cakes", "cupcake", "goofy looking faggot", and "chunk butt".
"Look at that fat fuck! You'd better start running butter tits!"
by Dirk Fontaine November 2, 2008
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canni-butter

Canni-butter butter that has THC in it from waterleaf or actual buds.
MM this canni-butter is bombo.
by Cody Price October 11, 2006
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Tit butter

The buildup under a girl's breasts when she doesn't wash them.
That girl must not wash herself regularly, because when I put my hand up her shirt I got tit butter under my fingernails.
by KBreck March 12, 2011
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butter booty

a girl who has the complete package as far as physical looks go with the exception of her booty.
Yo, that girl is rockin did you see her face?

Yeah, dude I saw everything...

Yeah?

Yeah man she's a butter booty. I wouldn't tap that if I were you.
by Caballer! July 13, 2009
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butter beer

A bullshit drink concocted by assholes in capes
Look at that freek in the cape, bitch sucking down a butter beer
by Butter Mike September 15, 2018
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shocking the butter

A way of gaining something (money, items, etc) in a game that is so easy yet profitable that it makes one feel like an idiot for not figuring it out sooner.
Man, farming The Swarm in City of Heroes is so shocking the butter...
by Da Rabid Duckie June 7, 2004
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Nipple buttering

The buttering of the nipple and/or surrounding skin. This serves as a moisturizer and lubricant for sexual activities.
The couple found the practiced 'nipple buttering' technique provided the most pleasurable sexual experience.
by TheNippleButterer November 26, 2013
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