Brandon

The purest, most condensed, the epitome, the heart, the soul, the very definition of the godless concept known as "The Rizzer"

Vivick: Brandon got his rizz all over me
Brandon: Sorry, I rizzed too hard
Anh: It's edible

by AsianFetus January 26, 2023

Brandon

adjective - used to describe somebody that get no hoes

Jeff: Tom is such a Brandon!
Joe: What does that mean?
Jeff: He gets no bitches!

by bapekid1 January 5, 2025

Brandon

A boy with a great personality. He knows how to make everyone laugh and lights up any room he walks into. He loves gaming and may appear a little shy, but once you get to know him he is super talkative and such a fun person. He loves kpop and sometimes won’t admit it, but deep down he is a twice stan. Girls have Brandon on the back of their minds, thinking of his cute face. His girlfriend is so lucky to have him, because he will love and protect her no matter what.

Brandon is such a cool guy! I’m so lucky to be his friend.

by Mẹ của bạn <3 June 15, 2022

Brandon

likes gay men

Example: You know Brandon?
Example 2 : Yeah, he likes me and im gay!

by reqizy November 21, 2021

Brandon Lee'd

The act of getting a girl pregnant after getting a failed vasectomy. Finding out you weren't shooting blanks after all

Dude I Brandon Lee'd my wife last week, and I'm fresh out of coat hangers

by BigFloppyVainySausage420 June 1, 2018

Brandon Aragon

PENIS HEAD HAHA

kid: “yk brandon aragon”
me: “you mean the emo faq?”

by shakalsjrhfn January 12, 2022

Brandon Rancourt

A fagget from the United States of America

I saw big Brandon Rancourt

by Fuckyi October 1, 2015