BASIC bitches

females with expertise in the Beginner's All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code

Q: I'm having trouble with syntax
A: I'm not familiar with that. You might want to ask one if the BASIC bitches. They always have the answer.

by butt country September 10, 2014

Bitch Shield

Primitive psycological protection ladies often put in an attempt to ward of those they consider creeps and/or misfits. Can usually be broken down by refusing to acknowledge the actual relevance of a bitch shield, hence making the imaginary self-defense device irrelevant.

This lady had her bitch shield up at the dinner party, by teasing her about its usefullness I broke through it and won her trust.

by Emmanuel left a Definition October 15, 2006

Prison Bitch

An anal/oral sex slave for the inmates in prison. Usually happens due to the loneliness in prison and the horny men in prison.

After being arrested for rape, Kelvin became a prison Bitch for Mike and Tyler! Kelvin was a skinny guy, so he had no chance against the bulky cocks greeting his asshole, and he is forced to receive dick. His ass is now torn up and his spincter turned into a red generous rosebud!

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 29, 2017

Bitch Lasagna

What you become when you challenge the king.

T-Series ain’t nothing but a bitch lasagna
-Pewdiepie 2018

by Real9ineYrOld October 5, 2018

bitch boy

Nolan

Nolan is a bitch boy

by Prince Lucifer February 27, 2019

bitch dependency

When a pimp and/or man has an unhealthy attachment to a bitch (lady) which causes the man to rely on the beforementioned bitch for emotion need instead of just finacial support. Also known to other people as "love."

Tom cried himself to sleep after Sarah left him. The fact that Tom isn't going out looking for new hoes is a tale tell sign of bitch dependency.

by A Pimp Named Slidback October 29, 2007

Bitches be crazy

Someone once told me the words that I now live my life by, "Bitches be crazy". It is pretty self explanatory. Every single girl is the spawn of satan and therefore has some sort of screw loose in thier noggins which makes bitches crazy. Thats why you can't understand them as a guy, cause they're not real people

Matt: Dude my girlfriend sucks a lot, and not the good kind
Sean: Bitches be crazy, lets go get buffalo chicken wraps
Matt: Wow....... You changed my life forever.

by bitchesbecrazy March 24, 2008