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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Breathing. AROUND. CoUnTrIeS. Hastily. UNDER. TORMENT.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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Hamming around

A dyke’s version of ‘hanging around’, where two females, in the first 10 minutes of meeting each other, decide the conversation’s not working and what they really want is to straight down to business: aggressively rubbing their vulvas - ‘hams’ - together on the sofa.
Mark: hey Steph, boring weekend huh? You get up to anything? *awkwardly smiles*
Stephanie: you know, the yoozh, just hamming around with Daisy.
by wake_and_whack 8=> November 13, 2020
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Movin around the bucket

Say the world is the bucket. And you get to moving around. You know what I'm saying Yaz
Damn Bobby you really got to movin around the bucket on that one.
by Sally from the valley December 5, 2021
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Jig around

Play around with something in order make it work or fit
Becc had to 'Jig around' with the puzzle piece in order for into fit.

Becc had to 'Jig around' to get the tv remote to work again.
by Jrsparky7 June 19, 2022
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Beating around the bush

When you smack your dick on a girl pussy who don’t shave
To get her ready, bro, I was beating around the bush
by Watchyakno May 14, 2019
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Keep messing around you will be the bad smell in the attic

Meaning if they do not stop mucking about they will be murdered and tossed into said attic
Person 1, Yeeeeeet I'm only 16 I wanna kill a mockingbird by shoving a dog up his arse

Person2, Oi YOU SILLY BUGGERING BENT OVER SHEEP SHAGGER TALK ANY MORE SHIT ILL SKIN YOU FROM THE COCK AND LEAVE YOU IN THE FOCKEN ATTIC YA WEE BASTARD

person 1, you don't half talk shite you do

Person 2, THATS IT CUNT KEEP MESSING AROUND YOU WILL BE THE BAD SMELL IN THE ATTIC
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All-arounder

The act of a man taking an upper and a downer at the same time, then receiving a reach around from anyone.
Man, after a night at the club, I had the best all-arounder!
by KohnnyJoxsville February 17, 2025
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