absorb the knowledge

(verb) to flip somebody off while saying "absorb the knowledge." Usually said when you disagree with someone or want them to know you're not interested in what they're saying.

Person 1: "hey man can give you give me a ride home?"

Person 2: "how about you absorb the knowledge."

"She knocked on my door asking to get back together. I told her to absorb the knowledge."

"I wish I could tell my boss to absorb the knowledge."

by highschool45 May 13, 2023

Absorbine Jr.

has provided fast, effective and lasting pain relief for sore muscles, arthritis and stiffness.

Absorbine Jr., named after W.F. Young’s son, Junior, was developed specifically for humans – for fast, long lasting and effective relief of pain, stiffness and muscle aches

by Wendysfg May 25, 2023

Absorbine Jr.

goes on easy, dries fast, and works immediately.

For over 130 years, Absorbine Jr. has provided fast, effective and lasting pain relief for sore muscles, arthritis and stiffness.

by SPrice1980 May 25, 2023

absofruitly

Absolutely, but make it gay. Best used around your queer friends who will appreciate this new seasoning in your speech.

Person A: Look at this person, they're so hot right?

Person B: Absofruitly.

by rizzington May 26, 2023

Absofkglutely

A definite absolutely with a fucking exclamation..

Kc: ”Is it cold outside?”

Jojo: ”Absofkglutely!!”

by Trixxier Crisp May 26, 2023

absolute gronk

Someone who is absolutely a gronk

Norman was an absolute gronk for hoarding all the idlis

by YaboyPK123 July 7, 2023

Absofuckinlutly

A very strong emphasis on being enthusiastic about something another May of asked us to do with them that sounds like so much fun they can’t wait and they will be there

I Absofuckinlutly will be at that slamming party!

by Trislee July 13, 2023