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Cutting my grass

When a person, whether they're your friend or not, tunes or tries to chat up the person you're trying to tune or chat up and steal them from you.
Dude, stop talking to Katie, you're cutting my grass!

haha, I've been talking to Jack a lot recently, I'm so cutting Jen's grass.
by jfd ksm October 30, 2011
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cuts like a golfcart

this is the term you give to anyone who looks slow, unathletic, and uncordinated when they are running the football. can be applied to guys in the NFL, your fatass buddy playing flag football, or even to a guy in a video game.
"this tailback fuckin' sucks; he cuts like a golfcart"
by stan April 12, 2006
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sloppy cold cuts

The ass cheeks of a very large woman.
"when I was at the grocery store I saw a nice set of sloppy cold cuts"
by McSuacyBoner;) March 23, 2017
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who cut one

Another saying for “who farted
“Who cut one? mate that wreaks
by Plummdogg October 18, 2020
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cutting someone off

unfriending someone, to cut them off & or cut them out of your life.
“yeah that hoe fake asf , she cutt frfr” cutting someone off

“oh that bitch fw opps, she cutt off bro” cutting someone off
by sanei February 13, 2022
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Cold Cut Combo

Jack:That was a good cold cut combo with mayo.
by A good sandwich February 26, 2018
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Day of 1000 Cuts

A type of bad day that consists primarily of mishaps and general problems that one knowingly has no right to openly complain about, either being too minor and inconsequential to be worth getting upset over or are because of that person's own poor decisions, until the person in question's temper boils over.
I overslept, I forgot to pack a lunch,I stub my toe on the way out, I have to drive for an hour while keeping a fly trapped with me in the car out of my face, I remember that I have to get an oil change, all of my ceramic pots exploded in the kiln because of air-bubbles in them, I leave my homework in my car and only remember until after I make it to class and then I have to sit in traffic in an hour, a firetruck overseeing the wreck taking up three lanes on the freeway. "Death by 1000 Cuts"? Well mine was a Day of 1000 Cuts.
by The Logical Fallacy October 4, 2018
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