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short girls with no hair

Have a big shinny forehead and are short that wear white jeans.
Short girls with no hair have a big attitude
by vanessa's daddy February 16, 2018
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short-handed

1) without any seemingly particular effort
2) in unfavorable circumstances
3) in a game of poker, starting out with the worst possible hand
Person a: can Sidney Crosby score short-handed, even after his injury of Jan 2011-Feb 2012?

Person b: we'll have to wait and see.
by Sexydimma May 1, 2013
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Short Arm Shifty

Sorry I'm late, stopped for a quick short arm shifty in the car.
by Shuaman June 16, 2023
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1ml short of an inch

“1 ml short of an inch” is essentially a joke. Mixing millilitres (volume) with inches (length) gives this idiom an absurd, confused and humorous edge.

Close, but not quite there.

Almost there.

Someone who’s slightly off in thinking, in a funny or endearing way.

Someone that’s pulling the wool over your eyes.

Close but no cigar.

If you had brains you’d be dangerous.

If your balls weren’t in a bag you’d lose them.

It’s about almost having the full picture but missing the key piece that reveals the trick.

The swapped measurements between imperial and metric systems creates a sense of not only being short, but also being mismatched or confused in the attempt.
I followed the recipe exactly, except I swapped sugar to salt. Turns out I was 1ml short of an inch
by Feetnwojo August 9, 2025
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Short King

A highly sarcastic phrase and obvious oxymoron, employed in hilarious mockery of the compulsively overcompensating, preposterously petite, inherently effeminate and doubtlessly delusional mental (and physical) midget universally loathed as the manlet. Additionally it represents the perfect example of peak manlet cope. Inflicted with catastrophic levels of manletism, brimming with manlet rage and having for decades nurtured the ironically colossal Napoleon complex that is ever-present inside of his pea-brained skull, the low IQ manlet is amusingly unable to see the biting satire implicit in the devastatingly depreciating description of himself as a Short King. Because it went over his tiny, little head. Ignorance is bliss. And so the silly manlet, moronically mesmerized by his manletism-induced delusions of grandeur, fails to realize that the whole world is backhandedly calling him a manlet all the time, until it finally dawns on him that Short King and manlet are synonymous and that there is no such thing as a Short King.
Manmore 1: Lol, why is that desperate and diminutive little manlet boy laboriously dragging around that stolen garden gnome over there? Manmore 2: It must be dwarven date night. Apparently the Short King has finally found his Prince Charming. Manmore 1: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 1, 2024
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Short

Yo dude you’re so short
No I’m fun sized
You’re even shorter than Tessa what do you mean
by MontgomereySallow February 15, 2020
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National Make Tall People Short Day

October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.
Boy I can’t wait for National Make Tall People Short Day
by ironninjapi October 10, 2020
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